Peter Crouch

It wasn't Jamie Carragher.

It was Peter Crouch.

And Peter Crouch basically was, when he signed for Liverpool, was staying at a hotel.

He had a crush on the receptionist who kept smiling at him.

And he told Jamie Carragher, Jamie Carragher knew that he was basically, she was Alonso's partner.

Most often, if you have the starting, the reason they did it is the super sub you'll see.

You'll see Peter Crouch did an advert about it on the telly where it's Peter Crouch says, I'm a super sub.

The telly sat next to him going, I don't think you are, mate.

which is a really clever advert.

Shumper Steve is here.

Peter is in the building.

I see somebody's making their first ever live show but needs to become an ultra.

Shout out to you.

And your guy is feeling a little rickety, feeling all of his age.

You're just a

shit, Peter Crouch.

You're just a shit, Peter Crouch.

I

mean, do you know? Maybe as a, what do you call it, like a Peter Crouch where he holds the ball up.

Pram? Peter Crouch? Yeah.

No, I don't see that.

I don't know where the pram plays, mate.

no I was still in England I was at the game we lost to Blackburn when I was funny enough we ended up staying in the same hotel as the Tottenham team at the Celtic Manor by coincidence and had a drunken night the night before the game with a lot of the coaches maybe that explains the performance the next day but you're right I did fly back for basically three days for the cup final where we beat Chelsea and I also managed to engineer one trip back at work's expense for the Real Madrid away leg when we lost 4-0 but coincidentally we were launching an office in the Netherlands at the time so I managed to get them to divert me via Madrid and yeah it was fun apart from the result

the one that went wrong very quickly with Lennon being injured and then when it Peter Crouch got sent off pretty quickly

Yeah, you've got two yellow cards, both are stupid tackles, right on the edge of their box.

Fun times.

It says, Mike, the gift of song can be one of the greatest gifts to share.

Enjoy the gift from Couchy, which is very ironic, considering the seat I'm sitting in now is occupied by Crouchy from the previous three hours.

Peter Crouch.

But this is from Couchy in Belfast.

a goofy twat okay I'm saying nice things

so like do you ever see Peter Crouch playing football

He

didn't look like he should be a footballer, but somehow he did it.