Peperami

There's nothing really unusual or even attention-grabbing, you know.

It's like, it's crisps, Peperamis and, you know, chocolate and, you know, like sugary snacks and things.

I, I, I think, I think the best point was about the, the, about the tin, the tinned meat pies [laughs] when he says they're a godsend 'cause you can eat them for a week and you will not go to the toilet.

[laughs]

We want our own game.

So then we became a developer and we made a game for a Unilever brand called Peperami, which is a spicy sausage with a very big character.

who we created a role-playing game where he went around beating the crap out of vegetables.

And that was meant to go on 11 floppy disks, but it was a time that CDs came in.

No, but-

Peperami's coming out of his chest They're so thick

Yeah, those aren't mental nipples, but

They're long, big nipples

Do you know what has...

And it frustrated me, is that Pete Wicks, he, when he came on the Joe Marnum podcast, he, um, he t- he told me I looked like a Peperami and, and, um, that I've got small ankles and I look like I could fall over at any point But other than that, I didn't really speak to him much.

I thought, "Oh God, that's a bit annoying that my only interaction is him just being a bit mean to me." And I thought, "I'm gonna- I'm gonna have a bit of a rapport with him this time, and, um, I, I- and I'm gonna be quick-witted, and I'll have something to say back to him." And I welcomed him on stage.

I said, uh, 'cause he, you know, he was presenting an award as well, and I said, "Oh, here we go.

A family reported their garden gnome repeatedly disappearing overnight and reappearing inside locked rooms in their house.

One morning, it was sitting at the kitchen table eating a Peperami.

Strange but true or strange, Kieran, you're full of poo?

Strange, but Kieran, you're full of poo.

[laughs]

Do you like that one?

Peperami was the giveaway.

Yeah.