the

finals.

Look at you.

Yeah, and I got to tell you, I just put my hands over my face.

I didn't cry.

People were, like, looking at me to see, oh, is it coming? And it was just, I have flashbacks, like in a movie, 94.

Right.

This has got to be a story behind why you're in Rite Aid looking for scissors.

And I think I figured it out.

So everybody's going Spurs in five, Spurs in seven.

And I'm listening to you.

And I'm going, what are they seeing that I'm not seeing? I'm seeing a team that beat them two out of three times in the regular season.

I'm seeing a team that kind of matches up really good against them.

I'm seeing a team that's having an epic run.

And you were saying it.

At Christmas,

Mm.

Mm.[sighs] You know what I don't like? I don't like when you, when you go to a thing, you go to an app, and they go, "Hey, we just emailed you a pin code.

Come back and put the pin code in to get in." It's like, we never had to do that before.

I put my email and my password.

So now, you put my email, password, and they go, "Okay, a pin, a six-digit pin was just sent to your email.

Get that.

Now you gotta go to your email, get the six digits, and then come back." It's too much.

[laughs]

Hilarious, dude.

So we, I get arrested, and, uh, we go to the, we go to the courthouse.

The courthouse is packed.

Courthouse, and the, and the judge calls me up, and there's a bailiff there.

There's a big bailiff sitting there, s- and he goes, he goes, uh, "All right, Mr. Verzi, please step up here." And I'm stepping up, and he just goes, "All right, Mr.

Verzi, uh, I understand you got naked in the..." And he starts going, saying, and he goes, "And I have a report to read." Brendan, I'm not making this up for the story.

He goes like this, he goes-

Oh, God.

You're freaking me out."

Well, here's the thing.

We went last week.

Last week...

Listen, I've been having so much fun on this show.

We, last week we had Lou Diamond Phillips.

[laughs]

We had Yungblud.

The night you don't wanna go out.

Y- yeah, yeah.

Uh, it's...

I remember one time...

Well, well, two things I wanna say, but the...

One time, going back to what you said, this guy goes, uh, he goes, "Hey, I got a friend, he's got a bar in New York, he's a fan of yours, he wants you to come down." And I go, I go, "That night I'm with my family, you know? I'm not, I can't..." He goes, "Well, if you wanna come down, he'll put you up, he's a fan of yours." And all of a sudden he puts me on a fucking flyer, which I said no.

So then my wife goes, "You know what? The kids aren't gonna be here and I'm going to bed.

They're bullshitting me

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Um, all right, Bill.

Well, here you are.

You said, "Official."

All right, and who's the best quarterback you ever saw?

The best quarterback I ever saw is, I mean, it's, for me, it's a no-brainer.

It's, uh, it's Tom Brady.

I saw him, I saw him at Giants Stadium go 16 and 0, get the record to Randy Moss.

Randy got the record with that pass.

Tom and Randy got the record together with that pass, and it was the first time in my life, this is when, when me and you first became friends, and, and I've been to Giants Stadium plenty.

It was the first time in any professional sporting event I've ever seen-When Brady and the offense were walking to the line of scrimmage and Giants Stadium is on their feet for all plays but three, it looked like they were at their practice facility.

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