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Paul Merton

Paul Merton

English comedian and actorWikipedia

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Sep 14, 2026

Sue PerkinsHOST
0:46
We're fighting fit, and it's a cracking bunch playing today.
Sue PerkinsHOST
0:49
Please welcome Paterson Joseph, Catherine Bohart, Zoe Lyons, and Paul Merton.
Sue PerkinsHOST
0:53
[cheering] I suspect you all know the rules.
Sue PerkinsHOST
1:03
For those who don't, that's what Google's for.
Paterson JosephGUEST
3:30
Yes.
Paterson JosephGUEST
3:30
Fine, fine, fine.
Sue PerkinsHOST
3:31
Paul.
Paul MertonGUEST
3:32
The Alps.
Andy LopataHOST
5:43
So yes, I do prepare questions for the podcast, but I always say to the guests, and regular listeners would have heard me talk about this, I don't ask the questions I've prepared 'cause the conversation takes us in a different direction.
Andy LopataHOST
5:54
And if I can reference one of your colleagues in The Comedy Store Players, Paul Merton, and, and UK listeners will almost certainly know Paul Merton.
Andy LopataHOST
6:02
He's a very, very well-known British comedian and panel show guest.
Andy LopataHOST
6:07
Paul Merton's a regular with The Comedy Store Players.
Andy LopataHOST
6:10
I have seen Paul Merton several times with The Players, and I've seen Paul Merton do his own prepared, scripted show, and for me, there's no competition.
Andy LopataHOST
6:19
He is phenomenal as an improvisational comedian.
Andy LopataHOST
6:22
The scripted show for me didn't work.
Andy LopataHOST
6:24
So for me, Paul Merton is better in the moment.
Jon ShawGUEST
54:43
okay oh no um frank's gonna um present room 101 i think on the radio
Ken ReidHOST
54:49
oh nice okay because that used to be paul merton right and then that was paul
Jon ShawGUEST
54:53
merton on on the telly yeah
Ken ReidHOST
54:55
then yeah Oh, that makes sense.
Frank SkinnerHOST
37:07
Uh, Samantha Janus was, uh, Cinderella.
Frank SkinnerHOST
37:10
Um, the ugly sisters were Paul Merton and Ronnie Corbett.
Frank SkinnerHOST
37:14
Oh.
Emily DeanHOST
37:14
Lovely.
HarryHOST
88:42
Mauritius? Okay.
HarryHOST
88:47
Hellbadger84 says, Paul Merton, or the woke comedian Paul Merton.
BeauHOST
88:56
Oh, he used to do Room 101.
BeauHOST
88:58
Okay, but Paul Merton says, Sobo, what are you putting into Room 101? Well, Paul, I'm not becoming a hater...
BeauHOST
89:05
I'm not becoming a hated minority living a sectarian nightmare in our one and only ancestral homeland, so I'll choose Africa.
BeauHOST
89:15
Okay.
Peter WaltersHOST
35:30
Turning to comedy, Milton Jones appears on Saturday at the Bridge House Theatre in Warwick.
Peter WaltersHOST
35:40
On Sunday, Paul Merton and Suki Webster's improv show, It's at the Royal Spa Centre in Leamington Spa.
Peter WaltersHOST
35:50
And there's more light entertainment described in the Watson magazine.
Peter WaltersHOST
35:56
Something called Sins, a dark live experience in which theatre, psychological challenge and audience power collide is actually tomorrow, Thursday the 10th.
Rosco McClellandHOST
12:58
You two are
Bilal ZafarGUEST
12:58
like Paul Merton and Ian Hislop on What I Can't Use For You.
Bilal ZafarGUEST
13:02
It's incredible.
Bilal ZafarGUEST
13:05
Two old guys.
Christopher Macarthur-BoydHOST
17:06
tastes like medicine if the disease is thirst.
Christopher Macarthur-BoydHOST
17:09
Very good.
Christopher Macarthur-BoydHOST
17:12
This is like fucking Paul Merton and Paul Mezcal teaming up.
Rosco McClellandHOST
17:19
Who's Paul
Paul BorossGUEST
20:07
What they've done is they've managed to, which is what I've done.
Paul BorossGUEST
20:14
When I used to, I used to do the Comedy Store Players with Mike Myers, Neil Malarkey, and Josie Lawrence, Sandy Toksvig, Paul Merton, and we'd all be on stage together doing that.
Paul BorossGUEST
20:29
It used to terrify me.
Paul BorossGUEST
20:31
Well, I was working with geniuses.
Jon HolmesHOST
35:21
They don't really exist any longer.
Jon HolmesHOST
35:26
Paul's asking which reverse, which players now would have been even better then.
Jon HolmesHOST
35:32
Well, I tell you what, Accrington Stanley would have won the league if Lionel Messi had played for them.
Jon HolmesHOST
35:41
The best players now are fitter, they eat better, they train better and they're coached better.

9 MINS LATER

Colin ShindlerHOST
45:14
Thank you, Andy.
Colin ShindlerHOST
45:15
Thank you, John.
Colin ShindlerHOST
45:17
Thank you, Paul.
Colin ShindlerHOST
45:18
And thank you all for listening to this utter drivel, which I hope has been at the very least entertaining, which is what we set out to achieve, if nothing else.
MattHOST
1:41
We did.
MattHOST
1:41
And we ended up sitting next to Paul Merton in his life, even though you didn't realise.
Dawn GlennHOST
1:47
I didn't realise.
Dawn GlennHOST
1:48
Looked him square in the face, smiled apologetically for being late, didn't recognise him.

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