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Paul Black

Paul Black

Scottish comedian, writer and director from Glasgow known for viral comedy sketches and stand-up shows including "Nostalgia" and "Cash Cow"

Jul 22, 2026

17:05
breaking up with the walter white is that fucking
17:07
what it was before i'm gonna say it was before breaking bad but it might not be but it was or maybe inspired by the title at least That's not what they're doing.
17:17
They're making stout bread and all that.
17:19
They're doing what they're doing.
17:20
They've got their crops and all that.
17:21
You know what they're like.
17:24
But then it was all this how they live and basically what they do is they take them out of their Amish commune and they put them in New York City.
19:12
the
19:16
Oh.
19:16
Listen, I'm not telling it perfectly.
19:18
Um, anyway, time passes.
19:21
One night they're having a great old time, and he says, "Look, can I tell you something?" And she's like, "Of course.
19:25
I love you so much.
19:26
We're engaged.
19:27
I love you." And then he's like, "I did murder someone." [laughs]

9 MINS LATER

28:40
Mm.
78:32
[laughs]
78:32
Not you, everyone else.
78:33
Um, you know, it was just so...
78:35
It was humiliating.
78:36
And he took me to an Irish pub, [laughs] um, and he, when he went up to...
78:41
Like, he was, like taking shots and stuff and going like, "Fuck yeah, Venice, baby." [laughs] And I was like, "Oh, please stop doing this." Uh, and he went up to the, the bar to get me a drink, and there was...
78:51
When he stood up, I realized there was a ukulele on the wall behind him, and I was like, "Truly to God, he's not gonna play that." Uh, I'm already embarrassed.
79:16
[laughs]

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