Patches O'Houlihan

Opened at number one at the box office.

It was written and directed by Ross and Marshall Thurber, starring Vince Vaughn as Peter LeFleur, Christine Taylor as Kate Veach, Ben Stiller as White Goodman, Rip Torn as Patches O'Houlihan, Justin Long as Justin, Steven Root as Gordon, Joel David Moore as Owen, Chris Williams as Dwight, Alan Tudyk as Steve the Pirate, Hank Azaria as young Patches O'Houlihan, Lance Armstrong as Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris.

William Shatner as William Shatner.

But Mitrovic deserves some shouts, and I assume he'll get some votes as well.

It's going to be a scandal when Deme wins Coach of the Year after a write-in campaign splits the vote between B.J. Callahan and Patches O'Houlihan.

Let's make that happen, folks.

Let's see what we can do.

Who do you have?

I'm torn on this, pun intended, because it's either rip torn as Patches O'Houlihan or it might be Ben Stiller as White Goodman for me.

I don't know who to pick.

I think for Ben Stiller, this is his funniest performance of all time.

I think it's even funnier than Zoolander at points for me.

But Patches O'Houlihan, just a funny name in a hysterical performance.

And I wrote down his death is so effing funny.

It kills me every single time.

I hobied this one.

White Goodman and Patches O'Houlihan.

from dodgeball

coaches

They're going to be physical, all gas, no brakes.

It's like Patches O'Houlihan in dodgeball.

You've got to get angry.

You've got to get mean.

But, you know, things we say in this role, we have to think.

Are these people watching, and am I going to hear from them? Patches O'Houlihan in the chat, or Notre Dame fans 6769, you guys are behind a username on a message board, or a YouTube chat.

You're not getting...

these people to to call you out right like you you can say whatever you want with no repercussion right but when we do it it's like i i have to be comfortable like i have to really think about what i'm going to say like because this person could be watching and they have my phone number they may call me right like that that's a that's a real thing um so to your point kyle Like, I don't know.

I can't remember that part.

I just remember Patches O'Houlihan.

Packers are interesting to me.

I'm not a Jordan Love guy.

Wow.

Patches O'Houlihan would be shitting a brick.

I'll tell you what, I bet she's good at it now.

She's not.

Sounds probably like a freaking gas station attendant.

It's like, what the fuck is, what am I thinking of? Who was a crazy war hero, and then it was actually like, oh, wasn't it Patches O'Houlihan from Dodgeball was supposed to be like this crazy...

No, no, it's Tropic Thunder I'm thinking of.

Nick Nolte's character that wrote the book, but he's actually just a Coast Guard guy that never left the States.