Tony Khan is the best guy Dave woke up on a Wednesday night Got the star ratings ready, feeling just right Homebook to ladder match Twelve flips in a row Dave said, six stars Brother, let's go The ratings dipped a little But that's okay There's always a reason By the end of the day When the message boards crumble And wonder why Dave just smiles And starts to type Maybe you just don't understand the art That's the line before he plays his part Tony Khan is the best guy Never wrong and he'll tell you why It's all books and it's certified Tony Khan Tony Khan is the best guy Tony Khan is the best guy Today he's got another defense to write Every match is a masterpiece tonight Tony Khan is the best guy Tony Khan is the best guy Tony made another huge announcement again The biggest announcement since ten announcements ago then Dave got excited before it was said The forums laughed, the podcast cried, the tribal wars burned all night.

But Dave was there with a brand new take, explaining every questionable mistake.

The critics yell from far and wide.

But Dave is always by Tone's side.

Tony Khan is the best guy.

Never wrong, it'll tell you why.