Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

He's just at home... you know, having a quiet day to himself and that's maybe what he prefers to do.

And I know in Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door, have you played that game?

I'll be very real with you.

I make it about 10 hours into every RPG, and then I fall apart.

Paper Mario makes so much sense to me.

Using the origami powers, the folding powers from Thousand Year Door, all the different badge powers.

There's literally a Paper Mario stage in Ultimate already.

I'm shocked they did not already do Paper Mario.

beat the final boss for me, please.

Paper Mario Thousand Year Door.

Yeah, tell me if it was fun.

Yeah, I think my ideal workflow is, like, basically that I'm just scrolling social media on my phone all day and that, like, my AI agents are engaging with every other facet of my life.

I don't know.

The original Paper Mario, I know it's not as good as the Thousand Year Door, but to me, that's my favorite one because that's the one I played first, and I guess that's the one I grew up with.

It's a

good Paper Mario.

Yeah, they would need to add something else, you know, Paper Mario plus Luigi's Secret Adventure, and that's a different side quest thing, maybe.

I

mean, they could do, like, refights, like they did with Thousand Year Door in the Mario RPG remake.

Just, like, boss refights that are harder, I think, would probably be enough.

Give him Harry.

Is it Paper Mario and the Thousand-Year Door?

It's not Paper Mario and the Thousand-Year Door.

Ooh.

Harry, I'm so sorry.

I know.

Crazy, hey?

What was the Thousand-Year Door? Was it 2002? It must've been, right?

Or will this be, like, a...

I mean, I don't think it's going to be like this, but will it end up being like Thousand-Year Door, that remake-

Sure

... where I was, like, excited to replay it, played it for maybe 45 minutes-