Ouya

It's okay.

It's really interesting to me to just sort of like look at Kickstarted projects in general, because for every sort of, I don't know, hat in time that people like, even though I think that game is not good, for every hat in time, there's also, you know, or for every Pillars of Eternity, there's a Shenmue 3, or there's an Ouya, or there's a Star Citizen, right? Like Star Citizen, I think, has crossed now the billion dollar mark.

It's a billion-dollar game, and it still doesn't exist, you know? Ouya famously pulled in, like, $9 million and then released the crappiest Android emulation device that anybody had ever seen.

Or Shenmue 3, which I think maybe is the most accurate one.

It promised more Shenmue, and it did that.

Was

it the Ouya? Were you going to grab the Ouya as a weapon?

No, probably not.

The thing's made entirely of plastic.

That's a business decision that as consumers, we have to be, we, we have to figure out like, do we want to double dip? Are we not going to double dip? I'm going to be double dipping, triple dipping, quadruple dipping.

I'll be buying this game when it comes on the OUYA and when they revive it, like, you know, like it don't matter to me.

When they relaunch the stadia,

I'll be there day one.

Yeah

... honestly, that went pretty well, but that is like an, an 8-bit game that was designed for the OUYA.

So [laughs]

Yeah.

I actually even some of the more obscure ones.

Like I got an Ouya on day one really hoping-

Oh, wow.

[laughs]

That's right.

We have band of OUYA obsessive fame here who likes to show off his OUYA on camera.

It's

hidden.

Makes the

women say OUYA.

Makes the women say OUYA.

Sorry, band.

[laughs]

Better than an Ouya.

[laughs] Right?

Yeah, that looks really good.