Oral sex

All right, here we go.

[upbeat music] First of all, I'm gonna come right out swinging, and I'm just gonna say, most guys suck at oral sex.

Sorry, there it is.

But unfortunately, the converse is true for women.

All right.

I have a funny little subject today.

I'm really gonna just rip the Band-Aid off about the state of oral sex as it relates to men and women.

First of all, I'm gonna come right out swinging, and I'm just gonna say, most guys suck at oral sex.

Re- okay, you're cumming.

Is it through oral sex, anal sex, or, uh, being pounded?

It's just being pounded.

Okay.

Like, a nuh our fault.

[laughs] But, um, yeah, the first installment talk about oral sex and the shifting dynamic, the shifting discourse and acceptance around oral sex.

Um, so if you scroll up into this podcast feed, you're probably gonna see it.

Um, Oral Sex as Told by Jamaican Music.

So we did that one.

The feedback was pretty cool, to say the least, and, you know, made some changes and stuff like that, and da, da, da, da.

Dreams and nightmares, prophetic dreams, feral behavior, horror, survival, horror, body horror, yada, yada, yada.

Monster fucking, masochism, sadism, blood kink, degradation kink, vore, hard vore, licking, mating cycles in heat, Dead Dove Do Not Eat, Orgasm Edgings, Multiple Orgasms, Sexual Oversimulation, Consensual But Not Safe or Sane, Not Canon Compliant, thank God, Tentacle Sex, Belly Bulge, Rough Sex, Oral Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Rough Body Play, Dry Orgasm, Anal Sex, Double Anal Penetration, and also Wank and Tell.

Is it a Teletubbies?

It's going to be something wholesome from your childhood, isn't it? Like Paddington Bear.

I will not click on the link.

of a sexologist, Jen Mason, who penned a Substack post titled, Why Hand Stuff is Better Than Oral Sex.

No, it's not.

She's wrong.

But in talking about it, I realized that there are a lot of levels that actually need to be talked about.

And I'll just start with this little story that I wanted to tell you related to is it possible to eat too much pussy? Or is it possible to, you know, lean too heavily into oral sex as a couple? You know, as a long-term monogamous couple.

So...

I was married, my last marriage, which I have been married three times, my last marriage lasted 23 years.

And I recall him asking me, probably after we'd been together about four years, three or four years, if I thought that we have too much oral sex.

And I thought about that for a minute.

I knew immediately what he meant because we did tend to spend a lot of time on oral sex versus penetration.

But what I, well, what I told him at the time was it doesn't really apply the whole, is it, or do we have too much oral sex? Because it's about what we enjoy as a couple, not about what society deems, you know, is appropriate.

I caught out of the corner of my eye the familiar colors of the four dummies' books on an upper shelf in the new house they had just moved into.

I seriously said out loud, why the hell did she put the cookbooks in here? Upon closer inspection, I was heralded with titles such as Oral Sex for Dummies.

How to Please Your Man, 101 Great Blowjobs, among others, a dozen in total.

We knew the people who we bought the house from and have wondered for eight years now how to send their library back to them.

I didn't either, though, you know.

No.

You wouldn't think you'd need a whole book to go over oral sex for dummies.

I mean, maybe, you know.

and be able to take that kind of energy down to that portion of your throat that really helps you hone in to the root of that chakra.

So I think this very profound transcendent experiences are possible through oral sex by that ability.

I think the other thing you can really learn a lot is watching a man give head.

Because when I've seen a man give fellatio, it opens up a whole other dimension and possibility because it's really fascinating to watch someone give it who's also received it.