Onslaught

off.

Well, and you have to be careful converting Onslaught's legs from the waist form, because if you twist it wrong, you will shatter those legs.

That blue plastic.

Yeah.

And let's not forget our free gift in this issue, which is our special team's wall chart.

Yes.

And I guess this issue, they gave us the Onslaught sticker to place, because... everything's in place on the wall chart except for the leaders.

And you have to collect the stickers for the leaders to place them where they belong over, I guess, the next month.

It will take thousands of years for them to reach that planet, but it's a fitting punishment for the Decepticons.

Optimus actually agrees to this as they start with the captured and offline Combaticon leader Onslaught.

Finally, the Aerialbots return to the Ark.

They bring news of the threat of Cobra Law.

You know, basically, you know, it's, its skeleton is the same as Motormaster and fucking Aero and, uh, Silverbolt.

So it was the same for Onslaught.

As the figure, Onslaught is a solid figure, but he does not come with guns.

Uh, he comes with those two big cannons, but I don't think those count as, like, a handgun, 'cause that's just fucking overkill at this point, but.

Um, [clears throat] the one thing I will say is the combination sequence is the same as every fucking combiner figure-

but there's no need for me to, to want it.

Yeah.

Like that, that, you know, like out of, for example, all my Combaticons, for the exception of Onslaught, I found in the wild.

Oh, there you go.

While Vortex and Blast Off, uh, arms are blurred, [laughs] we have a clear look at Onslaught as the main body.

All right, let's have a look at it.

Oh, yeah, they have blurred out the arms 'cause you'll never guess who they are.

I guess it's just to try and make...

I mean, why, why bother showing the combined mode? Why not just sh- you know, show, uh, Blast Off, then show Vortex, then show Onslaught, then show the combined mode? It seems weird to just show off the combined mode now, but o-okay, sure.

Wh-whatever, I suppose.

Uh, do what, do what you like.

And they succeed.

The other thing is they strap Onslaught, who I believe is dead.

They strap him to a rocket and send him off into space aiming for Cybertron.

So in like a thousand years, they'll eventually get there.

What is going on over here? This is-

Are they gonna launch Onslaught into space?

This was child's play for an intellectual mind such as mine.

We have more than enough decommissioned rockets to rig this up for every Decepticon you can capture.

And there's-

...

Onslaught into space.

Oh, that's funny.

Uh, this gray prototype, they've blurred out the arms, uh, so all you can see is their, uh, DST-03001 Noisy Warrior and 002 Scammer.

So that's Brawl and Swindle, and then the, um, the main body, which is Onslaught.

I'm not sure what they're calling him.

Uh, but [clears throat] basically, you can just see, um, the, the main body and the two legs.