Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser

I mean, one of the final straws for Tina was in July of 1995 when she came across a trash bag full of used women's underwear, which had presumably been taken from many different unwitting victims of John's.

I know nobody, probably nobody out there is gonna get this reference, but it's reminds me of that, That '70s Show episode where Donna finds panties in the Vista Cruiser.

Oh, uh-huh.

And she's having, like, a daydream, and Eric, like, pulls this rope and, like, all these panties come falling down from the ceiling and he's like, "Glorious panties."

In 1971, the year is 1971, gentlemen, you have a choice of four station wagons.

Which do you pick? One, the Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser.

Isn't this an amazing graphic and an amazing year? Ford LTD Country Squire, number two.

The Chevrolet Kingswood Estate.

Because, yeah, the rabbit might just be sort of petrified and just sitting there, but it might move at the last minute.

Whereas my grandbaby ain't got a chance in the back of, you know, the Vista Cruiser.

You might miss him anyways going over.

Yeah.

That's okay.

Things happen, man.

Dude, it's the Vista Cruiser, bro.

What do you expect? That's true, yeah.