Odessa

Hold my beer.

For our next Florida story, we go to Odessa, Florida, where a Florida woman goes through that old thing where, you know, don't you hate it when you buy a Nigerian pygmy goat? And then when you go to try and register it with the American Dairy Goat Association, they can't verify the paternity of your Nigerian pygmy goat.

That's the worst, right? So what do you do? Well, a Florida woman decides that she's going to sneak into the farm from which she purchased the goats.

Because in order to get a DNA test, you got to get about 40 hair follicles from the father goat.

Here's another one in, uh...

This one is in, uh, Odessa, Florida.

This property, the next-door neighbor's got it all Googled, uh, s- blocked out.

This one in Holiday, Florida, which is over by f- Tampa.