Oatmeal

O-A-T-M-E-A-L, O-A-T-M-E-A-L, oatmeal everywhere.

O-A-T-M-E-A-L, O-A-T-M-E-A-L, oatmeal everywhere.

Today is National Oatmeal Day.

I think you probably call it porridge over there, don't you?

Um, yeah.

It wasn't until the 1600s when they started eating them over in Scotland.

Then in 1877 in Ohio, Quaker Oats was born.

Oatmeal became popular all across the United States and spread over to Europe.

What are you, Candace Owens? My appearance fee is $14,000 plus airfare from New York City and one night of lodging in Austin.

I'm also happy to accept the oatmeal bath they offered in their last episode.

I didn't offer that.

I did.

We have to raise $14,000.

In two days, because if I don't rub oatmeal on Seth's eyes,

I'll give him an oatmeal bath.

You know what? He'll charge you.

Hell yeah.

She's basically running an oatmeal racket.

Yo, the queen of oatmeal.

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He dedicated it to powerful men above him.

So nearly everything in this episode is from that book.

The confessions, as he reports them, Tibb in his two-tone coat, Fancy, the clay pictures, Oatmeal Racket, all that, the stolen sheep, all from the book.

Again, we have to ask if a man writing it was the court's own clerk working at the judge's request, what would he leave out? And what would he add? But this is where we get everything from.

All right, let's do it.

Oatmeal is one of the worst foods that you can put in your body.

Oats used to make oatmeal are loaded with lectins, which can poke holes in your gut lining and cause serious health issues down the line.

My oldest daughter is an elite horse woman, and she assures me that the only purpose of oats is to make horses fat for the winter.

So hold on.

Big claims here.

Oatmeal is not heart healthy.

It's a lie.

That's not when the damage begins.

The damage begins at usually years if not a decade before the diagnosis is made and so basically my video is a preemptive warning to anybody who has any symptom or sign of metabolic syndrome Oatmeal is probably not the best breakfast

for you.

With metabolic syndrome, I disagree.

And then two hours after, it was still 150.

And I was like, that's weird.

Oatmeal has fiber in it.

That doesn't make any sense.

Cheez-It Snack Crackers, $3.99. Of a note here that they have Baker's Dozen Donuts for $14.99. Ah, they have a number of Bow- Bowl and Basket specials, including Bowl and Basket Cereals, two for five dollars.

Instant Oatmeal, 10... $2.99. Macaroni and Cheese, three for two dollars.

Chicken or beef broth, three for five dollars.

Remember, these are all Bowl and Basket products.