NT Stadium

When I hear of Rob's plans to go and watch a T2 match, I always feel slightly guilty that I can't tear myself away from the sofa and at least make the journey to North Bangkok to take in the police tarot game.

But when I hear that kick-off at the NT Stadium has been delayed by 90 minutes due to the atrocious weather conditions, as was the case on Tuesday, I don't feel quite so bad.

Tight football in the rainy season, a royal pain in the arse at the best of times.

When the game eventually started, with police terror defending the shallow end, you could say they were the perfect conditions for mermaids, the similar mermaids of Saint-Claude, that is.