Nigel Molesworth

And stars include a great cartoon by the great Matt Pritchett of the Daily Telegraph.

And the only thing I disagree with you in the whole book is that you seem to prefer Fotherington Thomas, the softy who says hello to the great wicked Molesworth.

Is that fair

enough to say? I love them both.

But I...

I don't think you could write a very edifying article about Molesworth, but perhaps you could.

And actually, there's horrible prep schools.

Yes.

I, I actually stole the name from...

You remember the Nigel Molesworth books?

Yeah.

Um, they actually did a thing.