Neil Buchanan

This is Xbox.

So, you know, they've done their Neil Buchanan campaign and told us we need an Xbox and we can do everything on the cloud.

It's cloud gaming.

It's fine.

This is to see who we could get.

Should I briefly talk about my Pepe, Sylvia and Neil Buchanan quest? Yeah.

Cause it's, Yeah, it's a slog.

It took months, months of effort.

So for, yeah, for nothing.

For the last six months, I've had a reminder pop up on my phone every Wednesday at 10am to email Neil Buchanan's website.

to ask about getting like a little video message he's got a website it's just for art and i'm starting to believe that maybe he doesn't check it at all um outside of this neil buchanan is a ghost right he's always been sort of our white whale we've always wanted to do something with neil even if it was just a message that said hello podiots you know that sort of thing His only web presence is that.

Any socials accounts claiming to be him are not him.

Yeah.

Uh, that Neil Buchanan died of a heart attack.

Oh, I've heard that.

Yeah, yeah.

Good to see you, pal.

Breaking, owners decide to plug the creativity gap by signing Neil Buchanan.

My finger, Susie says, my finger's finally healed enough for me to enjoy my escape and just got back in from my bike.

Sorry to hear others are having their escape ruined.

There we are.

So who was it that said that? Was it Neil Buchanan? I can't remember.

Or was it Hal? I'm trying to think.

So pot one.

Yeah, man.

Um, my number three is Neil Buchanan.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And do you know what, Daryl? I don't blame you for having him at number two.

Um, I, I, I've literally, I, I lo- I love Neil Buchanan because, you know, I understood what a pipe cleaner was.

I also understood-

Uh, [laughs] I d- I just thought he was quite good fun.

He looked like a young, uh, Neil Buchanan to me.

You know, from Art Attack?

Attack?What an insane com- comparison.

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Neil Buchanan.

[laughs] We'll have to have a comparison there, Hugh, on the blood letter this week-

You could do great pictures on that scale.

Oh, I tell you what, if, if, if Neil Buchanan had been around in Peru 2,000 years ago.

Oh.

Get a crisp packet.