National Lampoon's Van Wilder

That's true.

Which there are movies where, yeah, I think I've full-on admitted about Animal House that it reminded me of Van Wilder, which is just a movie about Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds.

Yeah, there's nothing inherently wrong with that.

Which, yeah, if you like that particular—if that

51 years old today.

Best known for those American Pie movies and Josie and the Pussycats, Van Wilder, My Boss's Daughter.

She has done, well, she did, what, first six Sharknado TV movies.

She's never married, but she has been engaged five times.

So let's do this.

round two number one this dude lives in the in the woods doesn't wear pants loves honey and hangs out with kids like a kid named chris again this dude lives in the woods doesn't wear pants loves honey and hangs out with a kid named chris uh number two number two i like to dress like number one's answer yeah number two the company behind such movies as van wilder milf dirty movie and vacation is what again the company behind such movies as van wilder milf dirty movie and vacation is what Number three, number three, and I wrote this question when I was skinnier, but now I'm taking offense to it.

Number three, it's a term for a dog, or it's a term for when you grow that little spot on your tummy after too many holiday meals.

Again, it's a term for a dog, or when you grow that little spot on your tummy after too many holiday meals is called what? I'm slightly offended by my own question.

That is Winnie the Pooh.

Yes, that is Winnie the Pooh.

Number two, the company that's behind movies like Van Wilder, MILF, Dirty Movie, and Vacation is National Lampoon's.

Yes, National Lampoon.

Wasn't that with DJ Qualls? I think that was Ryan Reynolds.

Was that Van Wilder? Oh, that was Van Wilder.

And then Fall Guy.

I was thinking Fall Guy.

Is that fair to say?

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

They were, like, can't hardly wait, sort of high school, college, Van Wilder.

Teen gross-out.

If that's true, then these kids are really playing the long game.

Who the fuck are they? Van Wilder? I mean, if this is a prank, I'm just mad I didn't think of it.

it's like a modern day peter pan hey kids want to avoid silly responsibilities like finishing school getting a real job and raising a family then come camping in the black hills of burkittsville and stay in your early 20s forever funny thing about it though is if they just hung on a few more years they'd have seen that us millennials have mastered the craft of forever being in our 20s

Well, we'll see if you feel the same way after we deep dive this investigation.

and the best poisoners you never hear about them a famous they live in the shadows at poisoning yeah tough tough you could know a famous poisoner you never know it yeah they might be famous for different reasons Ah, yes.

Perhaps they starred in Van Wilder or Waiting or Deadpool or Free Guy.

Sorry,

are you suggesting? Perhaps they are Bret Michaels.

Would you like to start with the guys that hopefully aren't here next year and Stubbs and Marshawn? Because I give them an F.

Stubbs would be like Van Wilder in college for all those years.

Yeah, I mean, the backup catchers, it's really hard to ever grade them because they get so little playing time.

But this is several years.