Mysterio

That is true.

Mysterio wasn't a funny character for the latter half.

I did laugh at him, like, whenever he was, like, stereotypically evil at some points, but you're right, he wasn't, like, funny.

But he's, like, the only good part of that movie.

But I think they did the best with what they could, kind of.

I'm happy that Cassie's back because I've decided that I'm going to talk about what I think is my least favorite scene just because it's a decent discussion point for all of us.

I don't believe the beginning of this movie basically at all because Mysterio was not that big of a...

He was a big character in the last movie, but compared to the rest of the world, he was a nothing.

Is it

like, just from my understanding, because I don't have it, is it like Miles Morales' Mysterio gates in Spidey 2? Kind of, yeah.

I suppose so, yeah.

I suppose.

we got a new gene gray which means we're definitely going to get a new cyclops which means we're going to get a new storm probably going to get a new jubilee and we're most importantly getting a new wolverine all right unless hugh jackman is really going to do until he's 90 like that deadpool joke dude this shit is amazing this movie i saw it in 4dx do you know how fucking fun Spider-Man and 4DX is.

The last Spider-Man I saw on 4DX was Far From Home with Mysterio.

Dude, on this movie, it starts off with him on top of the rooftop of a building watching Ned and MJ on Instagram Live or whatever fictional social media they use in the Marvel Universe.

When he jumps from the building and starts swinging and webbing around, you feel it.

Jake Gyllenhaal.

Mysterio.

He survived and we're making a story about him, but we're codenaming Zodiac to throw everybody off the case.

Robert Downey Jr. also in Zodiac.

But-

I've just seen there, I... 'Cause they've got the, the cool little poster, to be fair, for, for Worlds Collide with, like, a masked, well, Grande, El Grande Americano, Rey Mysterio, and CM Punk with the Straight Edge mask on.

In his Straight...

Yeah.

Yes

... four way for the Cruiserweight title.

We talked about Punk, Mysterio, and El Grande Americana versus Dominik Mysterio, JD McDonagh, and friend of the show, Omos.

But yeah, the reason I mention it here is because The Vanity Project-

That's kind of hard.

so you need some of those faster models, but in general, the entire affiliation sped up a little just because of their, I say the entire affiliation, their three threat models kind of crept up in speed with Crossbones moving medium and Mysterio moving medium and Omega Red moving medium.

Now you are kind of caught up, so a lot of the downside of playing Cabal in general

has kind of gone away,

Elemental show up.

We find out later on that Mysterio, who has been the hero defeating these, has been creating these illusions to win over the trust and obtain Edith, which is basically the strongest thing I've ever heard of in this verse, deck-wise.

The smartest man on the planet.

Yeah, he has to beat a 16-year-old to do it.

hotel, whenever he's like...

You know...

Mysterio's like, whatever.

He ain't Spider-Man, though.

Yeah.

Today we're watching the 2016 Christmas special, The Return of Dr. Mysterio.

Like the

like, like, like the Spider-Man character? Like the Jacob Gyllenhaal? Yeah.

No, this is this came out before Spider-Man.

I mean, not before Mysterio, because Mysterio came out in like the 40s, 50s, 60s, something like that.

But this is this came out before Spider-Man Far From Home.

This is The Return of Dr. Mysterio.