Muggle Studies

But nobody was doubting that.

You were the Muggle Studies teacher.

You were in Ravenclaw, but then taught Muggle Studies.

Yeah, and then you, like...

That's

with us.

But a very special thank you to our Patreons, Motor City, Timmy T, Miss M, Professor of Muggle Studies, Machine Gun, Polly, Our Phoenix Fam, Allison, Motherland, Jess, Bizzle, and Shell Dizzle.

And a very special shout out to the Podling and the Bobbin.

We're all going to be Power Rangers.

For Amicus, certainly not the first time a Death Eater has been the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, but likely for him to be much more sinister than any of his predecessors, maybe with the exception of Umbridge.

And for Electo, she gets to take over Muggle Studies.

RIP Charity Burbage, who I believe is probably fully digested at this point.

Oh.

And it's quite the meeting.

I mean, there are snake snacks in the form of the kidnapped Muggle Studies professor, Charity Burbage, who was murdered and then eaten by Nagini on Voldemort's orders.

And we learn that the Imperius Curse has been placed on Pius Thicknesse, the new head of the Auror Department at the Ministry.

And, and Voldemort seizes Lucius Malfoy's wand to further embarrass him, even though his son successfully got Dumbledore killed.

And Voldemort's first order of business, like, minute one, is to place a Taboo on his own name, so that anyone saying V- Voldemort, can be easily tracked, a move that also immediately allows for the Death Eaters to follow Harry Potter and his friends to Tottenham Court Road, where he escapes yet again.

[laughs] Then, under Pius Thicknesse and in association with Dolores Umbridge, the Muggle-Born Registration Commission is set into effect to track down and remove wands from those who cannot provide proof of wizarding heritage, and Harry is declared Undesirable Number One.

Then Severus Snape is also appointed the new headmaster at Hogwarts by Voldemort, where Defense Against the Dark Arts gets replaced with just The Dark Arts, and Muggle Studies is now just taught by a Death Eater.

Moving forward to September 2nd, 1997, one of Voldemort's Horcruxes, Slytherin's locket, is stolen from Dolores Umbridge during a heist by Harry Potter at the Ministry of Magic.

Yeah, yeah.

She gives the Time-Turner back, and she drops Divination and Muggle Studies so that she can only do 10, and she's...

That's fine.

So she gets 10 OWLs.

Well, that body belongs to

Professor Charity

Burbage.