Mozzarella sticks

And I almost got a third Reuben.

You got a third Reuben? No, he got- the third Ruben his first would have been my third I got mozzarella sticks I got mozzarella sticks and we were walking back from it I was jumping for joy I was saying go Big Red because we scored that touchdown before half I was jumping I was the same way but then I ate the mozzarella sticks and I slept last night and I woke up in a fucking sweat this morning Mozzarella sticks ruined it.

They were really good.

You know what's so embarrassing, though? I got, like, marinara sauce to dip it in, and then I also was like, I need a side of ranch.

I don't know how often you go there and try that food out, but obviously it's, it's kind of one of the most spoken about things about the event.

Uh, the food and the, the cheese, Death by Cheese Stick, is it?

Mm-hmm.

All that kind of stuff.

It's not designed to be gourmet food.

It's designed to go with the spooky theme and all these kind of things.

However, uh, what is it? Death by Cheese Stick, which...

Okay, it's a cheese stick from a food service company that they've jazzed up a little bit, okay? I th- I, I wanna say off the top of my head, I, I know I typed this, what, back in August.

So grab your shoes, come walk with me, and let's feel good.

Okay, have you ever wanted something for so long, thought about it, imagined it, built the entire experience up in your head, and then you finally get it and you're like, "Oh, that's it?" Because I recently spent approximately three months in a relationship with mozzarella sticks that I had never eaten, specifically the Nashville hot mozzarella sticks from Chili's.

And this all started where so many questionable decisions begin, our beloved TikTok.

I saw somebody eating them on TikTok.

I am obsessed.

I don't know what this says about me or us as a society, but here we are.

Anyways, so I go see this person eating these Nashville hot mozzarella sticks, and they looked incredible.

The cheese, the coating, the seasoning, the cheese pull.

So everything I tried.

I tried the shrimp tempura, I tried the Death by Cheese Stick, I tried the Walking Tacos, I checked...

I tried the Jack Odd Dog, I tried the Rigatoni Ritual, and I tried the Smashed Tacos.

The only thing that, the only things that I got twice were the Smashed Tacos-

Also had the smashed tacos.

Nice.

I had the death by cheese stick.

Oh, yeah.

Um, this is over basically right across from where you can get the Minions, uh, banana popcorn.

Uh, I got the Death by Cheese Stick, a giant hand-breaded mozzarella cheese stick with spicy marinara sauce.

It's $12.99. Um, this thing is literally a foot long, and it is about an inch and a half or so thick.

Again, $12.99 is a lot of money for this.

Cheese cake?

I'm sorry.

Cheese stick.

Again, I'm not with it today.

Gramercy Park is where the Christmas tree is, like in front of the tribute store, right in the middle of downtown Clowntown, across from Jimmy Fallon, basically.

And this has got our famous death by cheese stick.

It's a giant breaded mozzarella stick.

And it comes with spicy marinara.

By the time we get there, they probably won't have any.

It's your staples of attention.

Like we talked about with the Twisted Tater, the Death by Cheese Stick, and the Pizza Brats.

So do you think, I would assume 1999 gets you one magnet, or is that secure all three with 1999?