StarTAC

Ga gong, ga gong, ga gong.

If this was 1995 and I was paging you on your Motorola StarTAC two-way, I would press on my touch tone dial pad one four three eight two three six three seven.

Portable phones that people are carrying around?

Yeah, they had those, like, StarTAC or whatever star, star something.

Um, the, like, the black little flip phone ones.

The ones where it would've c- I mean, Ghostface would've racked up a hell of a bill-

Is that what the

StarTAC ran on? Analog? Yeah.

StarTAC was my favorite cell phone.

Yeah.

I almost wish they made an iPhone StarTAC.

Was that the little black flip phone? Yeah, they just flipped, man.

That was my first flip.

Cristóbal, no te entiendo nada.

Te escucho como, como, como cuando no hay señal en el pueblo y: «Ay, andábamos moviéndole la antena al Motorola, al StarTAC».

A ver, muévete, muévete.

¿Ya me escucha mejor, diva?

Well, here's what happened in 1996 in terms of technology.

You had the Motorola StarTAC, which was a, like a flip phone-

Little flip phone, yeah

... with little thing that, right?

My idea of this episode... was i need you to sell me on the duo so

okay well i here's okay so first of all my rationale for you know an iphone duo so first of all for the listeners that have been not aware of what the iphone duo is it is apple's first smartphone that is essentially foldable Unlike some other entrants in the market, this iPhone Duo is hinged on the long side, not short, so it opens up like a book, not like an old-style StarTAC mobile phone, like a Motorola Flip, like a Motorola Razr, you know, like all of those flip-up phones.

It's not like that.

It opens more like a book.

See ya.

Fiend, if I was paging you in 1994 on your Motorola StarTAC two-way, I would be pressing on my dial pad, my touchstone dial pad, 143-823-637.

I'm making a heart with my hands, and it's beating like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.

Go gong.