Monogatari Series

Not to me.

Monogatari.

A place further than the universe.

Monogatari is hard.

Your dad did not watch Attack on Titan.

Loser.

is this Halloween music playing in my head? Anyway, sorry.

Chain Soldier is your zero star, followed by Canon, Boy Girl, Friendship, Survive, Sorter Online, Monogatari, Butch the Rock, and A Sign of Affection is your five star.

By the way, Smoky Mind in the Supermarket, is that going to be your new four star after this season?

I feel like it kind of has to.

Okay.

And that anime that they're in is Monogatari, Jay.

Okay.

This person I went with is Meme Oshino.

From

Monogatari, who was like the mentor of Araragi.

Yeah.

When did he leave the series? Was it second season?

It doesn't matter, though.

So, Balthazar, FMA Brotherhood, K-On!, either of these, Bakemonogatari, Fairy Tail, and Kimi ni Todoke?

Yeah.

I

E.g. mechas versus fighting game characters versus magical girl versus detective versus fantasy knights versus monogatari-esque talker, etc.

Yeah, that one was really interesting.

The Monogatari-esque talker character that they put in there as well.

They really didn't just take obvious characters from different shows and put them together.

They put together people from dialogue-heavy light novels.

Um, But on a scale of zero stars to five stars, which according to our rubric, your anime, your zero star, you have Chain Soldier.

Get a boy-girl friendship at your one, Sword Art Online 2, Monogatari, Bochy the Rock, and then Sign of Affection at your five.

So what amount of stars would you give this show? I

feel so good watching all of these shows.

And because they're both like historical narratives.

But I think that Jadu Guard does a much better job at communicating that history to an audience who is not already familiar with it than Heike Monogatari.

I would say I'm kind of more geared toward something like a Rose of Versailles.

where it's kind of doing a similar thing.

You already lost me.

Oh.

It's the more Giga-chad version of Monogatari, where imagine if in order to, like, you know, get rid of, like, like, the crab that's, like, haunting Senjogahara, Araragi fucks the crab...

But the crab's also a cute girl.

Now you can start picking different OPs from...

What do people call this show? Because it has a different name every season, too, right? Monogatari.

Yeah, from

Monogatari.

It's monster stories, but if you call it Bake Monogatari, it's about the crab specifically, and then becomes Neko Monogatari.

Gotcha.

Well, as we mentioned earlier, with Saba's return, she brought a gift that was the cover of Mosey Mosey.

And you can't tell me that that's not something they can't, that they can do, because we saw it with, um, what, what was the anime with, like, specifically made it so the ugly dude and the cute girl got together? And he was, like, a big, tall dude with, like, a square head, big mouth.

Monogatari, My Love Story.

Yes, that one.

Yeah.

Do it

... let's just say Monogatari, uh, Bakemonogatari-

Ooh

... is terrible ecchi.

So I'm okay with leaving it as a D tier ecchi show because it's not an ecchi show, it's a fantasy show.

Oh, thank you.

What I will be doing is promoting, I will be promoting, uh, Monogatari to the C tier, and we are gonna move down, uh, Meliodas and his gropey ass to the D tier.

And here's why.