Mississippi Queen

Why, why was the best roast ever attended by fewer people than those doing the roasting, and those doing the roasting were the worst roasters ever? Like I said, the Ole Miss frat boys that were bleep canned did a better roast.

Jim, the Mississippi Queen better than Ole Miss frat boys.

My favorite thing about the Grove, hands down is the alcohol.

Um, it's not always free, but-

... it's always there.

She's better than almost everything.

The Mississippi Queen-

Bye Johnny

But then also, like, Hand That Feeds was menu music.

And, uh, no, that's all probably the only Mississippi queen that I can Mississippi queen, but that was a cover.

Even that was also a cover, but still, uh, still, yeah, you're right.

You're absolutely right.

She doesn't have flip-flops on.

Mississippi Queen.

Mississippi Queen.

Not even covering her navel.

She's not.

Maybe it's...

There's that, do you remember from Guitar Hero 3, that song Mississippi Queen? It's like, Mississippi queen.

Filipina queen Can, can I just- Yeah, I, I would love to hear it.

[upbeat music]

This is the regular Joe.

Hey, that was just the Mississippi Queen.

I wonder if you're allowed to use the word queen as ruler again.

Now, does that show, that song have to be about the queer Mississippian? This is the crazy world we live in.

It's actually called, not the King James Version, the Queen.

version, the Queen James version.

And that's why I was laughing about the bumper music, the Mississippi Queen, right? We're talking about the people who wrote that are talking about a beautiful and self-sufficient woman.

But now what you've got this, instead of the King James version of the Bible, you have the Queen James version.