Michael Kent

10 days, 13 hours of continuous audio.

I'm a nerd, so I tried to figure out, if you sat down every day at work and listened for eight hours a day, and it would take you about a month to listen to all of the, the shows that we've done.

Uh, obviously I wanted to do something different for this episode since it's our 300th, so I've got some of my favorite people.

And these are people who have been on the show over the years with me.

I know this, I know this story.

Uh, this comes up a lot when, when I'm on the show is I, uh...

Your show is the exact type of, like, autistic nerd stuff that I love.

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I'm going to go with B, smoke inhalation, just because I don't know if it was Scruff McGruff or somebody taught me what I was going to die of.

You know, when I was a kid.

Is Scruff McGruff the real name of the dog or did you just give him a first name?

Scruff McGruff is the one that's like, you need to take a bite out of your parents.

That is all for this week.

Thanks to Nikki for the show topic and to Dan Wilbur for being my guest.

Here's a kid who would hate if I called him Irish.

Thank you for listening to The Internet Says It's True.

not even allowed to bring hand fans on carnival cruises anymore, so I doubt you can bring an air horn.

yeah that's true that is very true but it's funny i used to travel with a large knife that i would juggle in my shows and it was always a uh there was a lot of interest in me at the port and i'd be like i'm a performer i'm an entertainer and some people were like oh okay let them go and other times there was like 20 people coming over at all times and then i would pull it out in the show and i would show the big giant knife and be like and they took your fan away And you could tell who got busted and who didn't.

Yeah, that is very funny.

And the people who confiscate, or not confiscate, but the people who look twice at your stuff are the people who are only like maybe one month into their contract.