Michael Buffer

You know who has a cameo in Sohan? Probably our pal Dan Patrick.

But I remember Michael Buffer was in that movie.

Do you remember that

or no? I don't.

... loves our show.

Michael Buffer, thank you very much.

Michael Buffer.

I thought he was just gonna leave us with a good morning football, and then he hit us with the rumble.

Yeah, he, he can't start it and not finish it that way.

That's a good point.

Come on, Jane.

This, that's Michael Buffer, now.

I went, oh, this is going to be a problem.

So Big Bufferoni Pizza, as in Michael Buffer, stands there and essentially says in nice ways, look, you suckers paid for it.

If you just waited, you'd see it again.

We can't book our way out of a wet paper bag.

He's almost

rushing to the ring.

Yeah, sprints to the ring so fast that Michael Buffer is still doing Sting's introduction.

He's a man of mystery! And he's got to get the fuck out of the way as fast as he can.

[upbeat music]

The words of Michael Buffer that we've heard many times before this World Heavyweight title match.

We want to let you know that we still have to come after this match the battle for Scott Hall's contract between Goldberg and Kevin Nash, and we still have not seen Vampiro arrive to the building for the Graveyard yet.

So we have no winner in the Graveyard match yet, but right now I think our attention has to go right here to the ring.

You're right.

I can't disagree with that.

All right, I'm told we're gonna pitch it to Michael Buffer.

What's next, Michael? [bell ringing]