Michael Bluth

Yeah.

[laughs] Um, like Michael Jackson, I think it was, uh, Wolf Blitzer on CNN.

I think that's who broke the news to me.

Oh, my guy.

We got bounced Wednesday night, right? [laughs] That was...

You know? But, um, I mean, yeah, you guys said it with, with September.

I mean, at, at, you know, in, in hindsight, it, it's like Arrested Development, Michael looking into the Dead Dove Do Not Eat bag, and then there's a dead dove and says, "Well, I don't know what I expected." Uh, it l- I mean, if someone could pull it up, be my guest, but the run totals, like, you know, it, e- every game exists in its own vacuum.

Not every single game is the same way, but, but-

Yeah, so I was gonna make a comparison originally to Arrested Development because Arrested Development is a similar dynamic setup.

It is Michael, Michael Bluth surrounded by his incompetent family.

Uh, but, but the difference is that everyone in this family is mean-spirited and awful and just-

Yeah

So I think my kind of biggest gripe with the book is that, again, spoiler alert, Eleanor ends up with Edward.

The whole book, whenever Edward showed up, I was doing the Michael Bluth, her? For him.

Where I was like, why are you so hung up on this nobody? This guy is so boring.

He's such a wet blanket.

Um-

I swear, I thought it said Michael Bluth and I was like, "Wait." [laughs]

[laughs] Well-

Him

They're, [laughs] they're clearly birds.

Look, I'm just saying maybe the Bluths didn't try.

Like, how much could a penguin suit cost, $10? [laughs]

They're like if the person in charge of bird evolution saw a seal and was like, "That's the target."

You know, I, I'll say that times 10.

There was, uh, I was not prepared for a lot of things in this movie, and there were times where I'm just, like, doing that thing where you're, you're Michael Bluth just shaking your head-

Yeah, man

... at the family doing the Chicken Dance.

This all caps, he says, this is all I could picture when you were talking about hot rod and RC flirting.

And he sent me a video of, uh, from arrested development of examples of Michael Bluth's quote unquote flirting.

So this publicist, Michael, is she cute?

I never really noticed.

if you ever have any public relations needs.

My relations are already a little too public.

I'm Michael Bluth.

From the Bluth Company?