Metro

That's who they are.

Right, the Metro.

Ooh,

gross.

Gross.

You're revolting.

The Metro, look at you.

State of you.

This is just the beginning.

Next headline from Metro.co.uk. Never-ending cruise ends journey in Cambodia due to fuel shortages.

No fuel for the passenger cruise ship.

Again, just the beginning.

It's got to be pushing 70 now, isn't he? Right.

Metro.

OK, we're going with the Metro first.

Stinky Metro.

Stinky Metro.

Okay.

Right.

so if you don't pay your own gas bill or you're not in the uk or you're just unfamiliar how that works um your your utilities bill you get a daily charge of like a few pence and then you pay for your usage all right that's how your bill works and what what the chancellor has done said okay we're going to scrap that standing charge and shift the bill onto usage only right so that means if you are an average household you don't actually gain or lose anything however they presented it as we are saving families 108 pounds exciting um the only way you're actually going to be saving 108 pounds is if you don't use any gas So if it's like a second home or something, or you've died, or you just like being cold, then congratulations, you've saved £108.

She's quit the lineup, apparently, because her daughters are ill.

The Metro leads with case of USA Chris Brown, who's avoided jail after striking a man twice in the head with a glass tequila bottle.

Tequila slammer, it says.

And finally, the Daily Star, because what a time to be alive, panel.

Here we go.

Can you read out the title for this Metro article?

Okay, so I've just read out the title on the link.

That made me laugh enough.

I mean, it's just, it's clickbait, isn't it? They're just trying to get somebody to click on it.

And I mean, I guess there's a balance, isn't there, between getting a click, which then leads somebody to actually legitimately read an article, which might get some information across, if the information is accurate.

But too often in the Metro, our experiences are that the information is not accurate at the end of that.

Absolutely.

But before, wait, before we wrap up this story, which I guess apparently there's no consensus here about whether this is rude or not.

The Metro, the paper in the UK did a poll and they asked, how do you feel about the phrase? Sorry, just seen this.

49% said it depends on the situation or the context.

28% said it's polite and fine to use.