Mega Python vs. Gatoroid

Good evening, America and lands beyond.

We're reporting to you here outside the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City at the glittering star-studded premiere of Syfy's latest epic, Mega Python vs. Gatoroids.

The crowd is brimming with excitement and all the limos are pulling up.

All the stars are out tonight.

She also launched an acting career, which includes three of my favorite movies of all time, Mega Shark vs.

Giant Octopus, Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark, and Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.

That one is especially awesome because it also features Tiffany.

Track and field hurdles legend Edwin Moses is 71 years old today.

And 139 years ago in 1887, Thomas Edison received a patent for his kinetoscope, a device that projected moving pictures.

And thank goodness for that, because without it, I would have never seen Mega Shark vs.

Giant Octopus, Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark, and the granddaddy of them all, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.

Those are your FPBs and OTDs for August the 31st.

Mm-hmm.

SyFy original movies like, um, you know, uh, like Mega Python and Python versus Alligator.

I mean, I, I'm...

Some of these might not be the actual titles, but there were so many of them.