Meade Skelton

Speaking of insane vlogs, I've got to mention it.

Meade Skelton has posted just the stupidest video.

I know we featured him a lot this week, but we're going to do it again.

What can I say? Sorry.

My favorite topic, hot men.

Well, folks, I think we've gone complete plum crazy with LGBTQ and their nonsense, calling all these things gay when they're really not gay.

Yes, Meade's theory in this video is that gay people think everything is gay.

Meaning everything that Meade likes is gay.

[laughs] You get the idea.

Speaking of people who talk out of their fart hole, Meade Skelton is not back with another video.

I'm going to spare you today.

We've featured a lot of Meade recently.

Coming up on the program today, smooth brain equals smooth skin.

That's Meade Skelton's newest idiotic theory.

Plus, let's all start sending pictures of Shrek's dick to politicians we don't like.

Viva la revolucion, and a rim job reckoning.

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All right, uh, before we get into the news, speaking of special, uh, Meade Skelton is back, and even though he has admitted to being autistic, even though I, I'm not...

I don't know if he was ever professionally diagnosed.

Still, let's just take a couple minutes to appreciate the video that was posted on Mead Music.

This is, uh, from Meade Skelton, live at the Mudhouse in Virginia.

Ah.

You just heard him in the background.

I haven't mentioned it yet.

But I notice they come and buy a lot of wine, and it's like, y'all would save a lot of money and possibly health issues if you didn't buy all this, you know, buy alcohol, which is poison.

Again, I'm going to fast-forward here because what the hell is he going on about? You know, I think at the beginning of this segment I said, "Oh, it's another Meade Skelton pity party." Blessed or cursed, I'm a loser.

You know, that was the title of his video.

I could use some more paid time off.

It's like, okay, Meade, the Piggly Wiggly would remain open.

You still gotta perform your bag boy duties.

Not all of Mayberry's gonna be shut down for the 9/11 Remembrance Day or whatever.

Cue the...

That's right.

Go on, Meade.

Cry about it some more.