Matthew Wright

This article was authored by Caroline Graham.

So, oh, excuse me, and Dan Sales and Matthew Wright.

Wow, they did a three-piece on that ass today, huh? They had quite the coordination for this article.

It's not that big, but I guess they all contributed.

This article was authored by Caroline Graham.

So, oh, excuse me, and Dan Sales and Matthew Wright.

Wow, they did a three-piece on that ass today, huh? They had quite the coordination for this article.

It's not that big, but I guess they all contributed.

Oh, yeah.

"Matthew Wright is so funny and camp and flamboyant."

Yeah.

So I was just waffling about Matthew Wright.

They were like, "Great, great." And about a week later, someone rang me and was like, "Do you want to come and do some work experience on The Wright Stuff?"

[gasps]

I've said it on television programs, happily in the days before everything got clipped up and saved for all eternity.

But I, I'm sure if you searched hard enough, you'd find me sitting there, uh, in Norwich with Matthew Wright sitting next to me, and me in a bright orange shirt and him looking very dapper and smooth, and me saying, "No, no, no. I-- What you've got to understand, it didn't do me any harm." It didn't-- I know I start howling at the...

It didn't do me any harm.

[sighs] But I've still got a problem, you know? I've still got a problem that there is, there is a tiny little bit of me that is unreconstructed, a tiny little bit of me that approaches some of these stories.