Matthew Crosby

It's not...

It's not every day I hug a strange man.

He was a London man with very little hair and some earrings and some tattoos.

I went out for the grab and he retracted very quickly and there was a very awkward moment where I just had to pat him on the back and he patted me on the back.

we both realized that we'd perhaps got a little bit excited and when i say both of us i mean just me he looked at me like i was an idiot but it was the 89th minute so it was just two minutes left and then we never had to see each other ever again a lot like most of my relationships hey let's set the bar for happy hour and find out what our listeners have been doing during the week the good deeds that we've spread around the world

These have all come in during the week, so this is where the bar has been set out.

If you're listening live and you've got one that you think you can beat these, 64046johnrichardson.6music at bbc.co.uk. Connor in London says, Dear John, I have two good deeds that I've done this week.

The first is that I helped one of my friends with his science coursework and he managed to get it in and get an A in it.

Young dudes.

I gave Matt Crosby from Pappy's Phone Club a bit of advice on an onion gravy last week and got a text.

Anyone who listened to the Pappy's Phone Club special who unearthed my secret nickname, J-Beef, the text he responded was, cracking advice on the onion gravy, now I know why they call you J-Beef.

There we go.

what i want to do is get puppies in one at a time and you can kind of stitch each other up by um suggesting a question so you can nominate

another puppy we should definitely bring in matthew next

matthew's next okay um and is there a question i should open with for matthew uh ask him about kfc ask him about kfc okie dokie would you like to introduce uh william's blood by grace jones and then we'll get matthew in with us this is william's blood by grace jones William's blood, I will let it go.

It's Grace Jones.

I'm joined now by the next member of Pappy's Fun Club, who is Matt from Pappy's.

It features the 203-carat De Beers Millennium Star, one of the largest, flawless diamonds in the world.

Here we are, Matthew.

The Millennium Dome climaxes with Terry and...

Terry and Ray and Bob the Builder and Lee.

Oh, I see.

Tom, Rob, Matthew and Ben, you're sticking up in like 80%.

That's in the...

Kylie's

Yeah.

Can you remember that meeting where you were thinking, or was it like a series of messages or? Yeah, it was

like a series of small conversations and then Matthew made the decision.

Sorry.

Flasher Slam! Hello and welcome to Flatshare Slamdown, the panel show that says, and it seemed to me you lived your life like a candle near the bin.

I'm hosting landlord Matthew Crosby.

Let's meet the lads who get right on my wick.

It's Tom Parry and, of course, Benedict Clarke.