Matt Schlapp

Republican elections.

CPAC Chairman Matt Schlapp, I know how to say his name, don't know why I said it wrong, joins me now.

He is making up for that, making good, getting good, as we call it after a lot of elections, for that candidate, Ken Paxton, who was left out, intentionally left out of that fundraiser.

Do you know, Matt, what is going on?

She's just somebody that just stayed too long at the dance, and another person who never believed what she said she did.

You know, it's like I say to Matt Schlapp, our old pal, and all these people.

Yeah.

You're either lying when you said that you were for what Bush was for, or you're lying now.

They always say that we're fighting for freedom, right? We're fighting for all of our values, except sometimes that looks like killing the people we're trying to liberate.

Like famously, you know, girls in Manab, Iran, because I remember Matt Schlapp, Trump ally Matt Schlapp and CPAC head said that, you know, it's hypocritical to talk about the attack on Manab negatively because these are girls who would have to grow up and wear burqa.

Which isn't true.

They don't wear burqas in Iran.

But I like...

I want to shift gears with you with one of my favorite conservatives, and this is a fellow by the name of Matt Schlapp.

And Matt Schlapp is married to a woman named Mercedes Schlapp.

The problem with Matt Schlapp, and he's goes to all these CPAC conferences over in Hungary when Viktor Orbán was president.

Pop this up.

Conservative leader Matt Schlapp is accused of fondling a male campaign staffer in Georgia, and this is just one of, I think, a few accusation against him, and here's what happens.

Matt Schlapp goes to these Republican shindigs, right? Whether they're in Hungary or in the United States.

He gets all liquored up, and then he starts grabbing conservative penises and balls without consent.

Yeah.

You know, anytime you get Scott Pressler, Benny Johnson, Matt Schlapp, and the rest of that crew around the same.

But, but they

gave the people what they wanted.

Clarence Thomas, appointed by George Bush Senior, of course voted exactly how Republicans wanted him to vote, like the sexually perverted toady that he's always been.

Speaking of, Matt Schlapp was one of the Brooks Brothers riot ringleaders and eventually became Bush's White House political director, before it also was alleged that he's got grabby hands with male subordinates.

Mm-hmm.

Gary Malfarz, front and center in the riot photo that's most famous, had been a staffer under avowed segregationist Senator Strom Thurmond.

I get that we should all want to hate this lawyer and everything he stands for.

And there is typically a type who screams the loudest, like this lawyer or Matt Schlapp or Mike Johnson or Bernie

Moreno or Little Marco

or Benny Johnson or

Yeah

... that would make Matt Schlapp blush.

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That's what I think, Pumps.