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Matt Oberg

Matt Oberg

American actor and comedian

Jun 29, 2026

9:19
What number is it on that list of the top 100 most commus- common English words? Like.
9:25
Okay.
9:26
All right.
9:27
Well, you gotta figure the top 10 are gonna be, you know, the, so it's not gonna be in there.
9:35
Um, and I wonder if this is written words or spoken words because we all say like way too much, and that would increase it on, on the ranking.
9:45
I'm gonna lo-

6 MINS LATER

16:04
Right.
16:05
I think if you think about the entire written word, not all of it is in the, you know, in the first person.
7:41
[laughs]
7:41
And your husband, Rich Blomquist, has a pitch for a, a restaurant that's for, for dads really, but anybody can come.
7:48
It's called Sinkies, and everybody gets their own sink.
7:50
And you just eat over it.

9 MINS LATER

16:46
You gotta mail, yeah
16:47
... uh, you need a streetlamp, uh, box, a streetlamp scale, and a street stamp.
16:55
Uh... [clears throat]
13:55
Hate to delay you any longer, so why don't you hop onto our land ship over there, and we can take you home and be on our way.
14:01
Nah, I'm sorry, but no can do.
14:03
Getting into a vehicle is against the rules.
14:05
I'd have to start again, [laughs] and that would be a pity considering the fact that my house is just down the road.
14:11
My wife is probably wondering what's taking me so long.
14:14
You haven't talked to your wife since you left? Didn't you bring a phone? Bring a phone.
14:20
[laughs] Well, I've been away for a while, but I'm pretty sure they don't make phone cords that can stretch around the entire planet.

5 MINS LATER

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19:39
What does the rest of it say?

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