Matt Belknap

Welcome to the program 3829 of the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny.

Full disclosure, because Matt Belknap is going on just a quick little business trip.

We're recording this a little bit early, so it's still boiling hot here in Los Angeles.

At the moment, as I'm looking over here, it's 94 degrees.

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i agree that the average american is not going to be involved in the process of making sure we're not

involved we're not involved a and b the the circumstance would have to be so extraordinary that the least of our concern would be like okay well uh can we call somebody get matt belknap on the phone we need to know who's president now like that's not gonna fucking happen

i i am interested in it only because uh what is it what's the speaker of the house is mike mike something right what's his name i can't pull it mike johnson mike johnson So there is a theory that suggests that somehow in the next election, if Republicans win, then they do it.

Pull up a photo of Dave Sheridan, if you would, for me, so I could at least see who Dave Sheridan is.

Hey, while Garen does that last week when I came back from the road, my brain was preoccupied because I wanted to hear all about Matt and Elise dropping Zoe off at school.

And so I kind of passed by a lot of the Never Not Funny fans that came out on the road to see me.

And I just want to give a quick shout out to you.

I don't need to see light bulbs.

There are always ways to escape,

Matt.

The old one had clearly marked shortcuts.

Yeah.

Will you do me a favor, Matt? It's going to drive me nuts.

There's a hair on the chair.

There it is.

It seems like he has a political perspective and has only met the Democratic presidents.

He does not meet the Bushes nor Ronald Reagan.

Interesting, because I'll say this, and it almost goes back to what Matt was saying, that there were times where times were different, where when a team went to meet the president, you truly believed they were going to meet the president.

Right.

But I woke up and I was, you know, looking through my social media feed and such.

And I saw photographs of my friend Matt Belknap dropping his daughter off at school.

And I'm going to say this to you, Matt Belknap, but I want to know.

So here's I want to know all about it.

First of all, I got the nonsense out of the way first.

That's why you've got to steal all those hamburgers, man.

Yeah.

All right, now, just before we move too far away from the Starlight Bowl, Matt, did you get a good parking spot?