Mastiff

The Wolf and the House Dog.

A Wolf, meeting with a big, well-fed Mastiff having a wooden collar about his neck, inquired of him who it was that fed him so well, and yet compelled him to drag that heavy log about wherever he went.

"The master," he replied.

Then said the Wolf, "May no friend of mine ever be in such a plight, for the weight of this chain is enough to spoil the appetite." Nothing can compensate us for the loss of our liberty.

It's going to chase after us.

And he's kind of like a mix between a Mastiff and a German Shepherd.

They're actually quite big.

But you see, yeah, he just licks you and then does that thing where he sits right next to you and then looks up at you.

Oh, man.

So you gotta picture, like, one of our world's, like, uh, Mastiffs, like, huge beast, but also shaggy fur as well.

So it's like a, I guess visually you can kind of combine, um, a modern-day Mastiff with, like, an Irish Wolfhound, so that's, that sort of shagginess.

Like, big, jowly, dripping, but lots of hair too.

... powerful, but just, like, just a gentle giant.

I love old Mastiffs.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I've, I've, I've made, uh, a...

All, all of my favorite dogs have, have been Mastiffs, and that's-

Wow

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Now, guys, we have a Pokemon debat, and that debat is Mastiff and Mubbestiff.

Mastiff, the rascal Pokemon, and Mubbestiff, the boss Pokemon, will make their Pokemon Go debuts.

You might find Mastiff in eggs-filled research or via the Go Pass.

You can also use 50 Mastiff candy to evolve Mastiff into Mubbestiff.

Featured Pokemon.

For the first time in Pokemon Go, you'll be able to encounter Shiny Flamigo.

The following Pokemon will hatch from 5km eggs.

We just lost the chinchilla crowd, damn it.

So they put in their stuff, and then can they specify what type of person they're looking for? How does that order work, and can I say I don't want to date people that own pit bulls or maybe other violent dogs? We almost had an episode the other day with Mastiff that was about tearing my dog apart and And I don't want to date anybody who's kind of messed up.

I've read too many stories.

Can I exclude dog breeds?

A Chihuahua weighs perhaps two kilograms.

An English Mastiff can weigh over 90.

That is a 45-fold difference in body mass within a single species.

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control, and larger and larger for guarding and hauling.

The result is a species with a size range so broad that it almost defies the definition of a single species.

And yet, genetically, a Chihuahua and a Mastiff are closer to each other than many human populations are to one another.

They are the same animal, expressed at different scales.

Like what? I could fight a dog.

English Mastiff between 160 to 230 pounds.

Shut up.

Damn.

Those are pretty big.

Mastiffs are massive.

Yeah.

Mastiffs are massive.

This is Zorba.

He was an Old English Mastiff who grew to a completely insane size.

Guinness measured him at more than eight feet long.

He wasn't just incredibly long.

By 1989, he weighed around 343 pounds.

Mastiffs are known to be one of the heaviest dog breeds in the world.

Guinness recognizes him as both the longest dog ever recorded and the heaviest dog ever recorded.

And for a dog that big, he was said to act like a sofa with legs.