Master Cleanse

13 days with no food? Well, 14 days without, with no food, but I did do lemon juice and maple syrup and cayenne pepper.

Master cleanser.

Master cleanser.

I did that

for 31 days.

It's, it's, I mean, I used to buy books from Stanley Burroughs.

I mean, you know, way back in the mid seventies.

Master cleanser folks is, is cayenne syrup well cayenne pepper maple syrup pure maple syrup yes not like miss butterworth and water and fresh lemon juice lemon juice and that's all you drink right ever and it's like it eventually gets nasty after after i'd say a couple weeks yeah but man you you think you're going to starve to death after two three days you're not even hungry after three days right you your thoughts are clear your freaking your energy's up like it's just crazy why don't they tell us this stuff how come i mean are you worried about the the the big pharma's you know putting you down

Anything could work, I guess, if you didn't eat much of it.

But also, oh, I once did that, you know, that master cleanse diet.

Oh, yeah.

With the cayenne pepper and honey.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I did that master cleanse.

And within three hours, I snapped at all my friends and I like... told them to leave my house.

So I had been on everything.

Weight Watchers, Nutrisystem, Jenny Craig, Atkins, the Master Cleanse, the Cabbage Soup Diet.

I took, you know, Dexatrim.

I took anything.

So I had been on everything.

Weight Watchers, Nutrisystem, Jenny Craig, Atkins, the Master Cleanse, the Cabbage Soup Diet.

I took, you know, Dexatrim.

I took anything.

And starting to read that book is like unfurling so many memories and so many things from my past.

I ended up reading the Master Cleanse book again.

I think I'm going to start fasting.

And.