Mary Livingstone

What's the matter, Jack? What are you raving about now?

Oh, nothing, Mary.

I'm just sore about the election, that's all.

Yeah, I'd make a darn good mayor of Beverly Hills, but they can't see it.

Oh, gee whiz, Jack.

Haven't you got enough to do as it is? You're in radio, you're in pictures, and you give violin lessons on Tuesdays? What else do you want?

Mary, if you're referring to my little group of pupils, I'm certainly not getting rich on them.

You're not, eh?

[singing]

The Jell-O Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingstone, Phil Harris, Kenny Baker, and yours truly, Don Wilson.

The orchestra opens the program with Hooray for Hollywood.

[upbeat music] Do you get a sort of a tingling in your toes at this time of the year? A longing to get out and watch things grow? Well, here's one swell way to save time indoors so that you can get outdoors.

[laughing]

[laughing]

But I'm not a fussbudget, am I, Mary?

Not much.

France! Vive la forest lawn! After a successful series of engagements in Europe, Jack and his gang sailed for home.

So let's pick them up now aboard the Queen Mary.

It's their last day out.

Let's walk around the deck again, dear.

hello

there.

Mary, I haven't seen you all day.

Where have you been? With

We've all been picking on you too much.

You said it, Mary.

Hmm, Mack saying I wouldn't finance Columbus.

Why, if I'd have been living in those days, I would have been glad to loan him the money.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Mary, I wouldn't have asked for collateral.

[laughs]

How are you?

Oh, hello, Mary.

Gee, you'll miss it, Mary.

You should have been down to Atlantic City.

I spent all week there.

The rabbit.

Oh.

But don't worry, Mary, you'll win it next time.

Blue eyes, the skies would turn to gray if your two eyes should turn away for the love that I priestly Blue eyes, so blue, so blue.

That was Kenny Baker granting a request from Mary's mother.

Say, Kenny, I told Phil what I thought about his work in the minstrel show last Sunday, and that goes for you, too.

Your black-faced dialect was really great.

Tonight, we are going to offer our version of that current 20th century Fox picture, Girls' Dormitory.

I will play the part of the hair director of the school, which was enacted by Herbert Marshall.

Simone Simone's role will be played by Mary Mary.

Pronounced Mary Mary.

I will play the part of the Herr Director of the school, which was enacted by Herbert Marshall.

Simone Simone's role will be played by Mary Mary.

[laughs]

Pronounced Mary Mary.

[laughs]

And Don Wilson will play the part of the dormitory.