Mario Rosenstock

thank you for playing.

After that, we're going to have super, super friend of mine, Mario Rosenstock,

on to talk about his new book, Gift Grub on Me, which is pretty much the best book I've read this year.

Way better than Miriam O'Callaghan's or any other books.

The audience are now going, that was such a brilliant impression of Alison.

I didn't know my voice was so...

Okay, Mario.

I love you.

I wrote that just after the, um, Ed Sheeran story broke.

And there's brand-new comedy every week on the Mario Rosenstock Podcast.

And of course, you can get in touch with me personally, mariorosenstock@gmail.com, to, uh, let me know what you think of the podcast, to give me some constructive criticism, to praise me to the hilt, to, uh, suggest some new guests, to suggest some sketches or characters that I haven't done that you'd like to see me do.

Um, and remember also, my new book, Gift Grub and Me, is out in good bookstores now.

Dave Moore on Today FM.

The one and only Mario Rosenstock is in.

Hello, Mario.

Dave, how are you? Thanks for having me.

here.

How long does

it take Mario Rosenstock to write a book when you're so busy writing everyday comedy sketches?

Took me five months and I wrote every word of it on an iPhone.

Just wanna have a quick chat about, uh, yet another autobiography coming out.

No, it's not Mario Rosenstock again, I promise.

Um, so this is, uh, it's Peter O'Mahony, the rugby player, former rugby player.

Um, Peter O'Mahony, a bit of a legend.

Before I let you go, though.

So my two colleagues who I adore and I've worked with for many, many, many years, Ian Dempsey and Mario Rosenstock are doing Gogglebox as well.

And I was surprised.

Like I wasn't surprised Mario would say yes to it.

And

what about, you know your man, what's his name, Mario Rosenstock? He's always on, isn't he? Popular guy, got a book coming out, but not tonight.

All the bookies and all the money is saying Rosenstock will appear on October the 9th.

Oh, right.

But there are a few people who have a few things to say about Trump and his visit to Ireland.

And they've been leaving messages on the Mario Rosenstock podcast hotline.

Hi, you've reached the Mario Rosenstock podcast.

Please leave a message.

Yes, hello, Mario.

I'm sorry, okay? Sorry.

Jesus.

And new and exclusive comedy every week on the Mario Rosenstock podcast.

Look, look, look, President Connolly, we thought we might have a little rehearsal before President Trump arrives.

How can we rehearse when the man himself is not even here? Ah, well, you see, going forward, Willie O'Dea here does a great President Trump, don't you, Willie?

Make America great again, tremendous.

It's uncanny, isn't it? He looks nothing like him.

Stick on the wig, Willie.

I look stupor with the wig, man.

Stick on the wig, Willie.

Okay, Catherine, let's just try and get through a simple conversation.