Marge Schott

In the corner, Gary Berghoff and announcer Johnny Olsen did some erotic things on Lucille Ball and her trachea hole.

At the end of the night, she looked like Marge Schott, nose dived in a vat of cake frosting and hippo earwax.

to bring down the room a little rest in peace tim curry and jp morgan down

the room

Love you all.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, here to make our final presentation to Tony, on behalf of the entire Reds organization, here's Reds President Marge Schott.

Marge.

Marge.

But that, of course, is yet to be known as this game unfolds, this series wrap-up against the Los Angeles Dodgers.

You see Tony there.

He got quite emotional in his speech following this presentation on the part of Reds president Marge Schott.

A crowd that appears to be in excess of 40,000 this afternoon.

Sure.

Um, to add context, certainly the Reds fans have had to put up with some interesting owners over the years, including Marge Schott.

So, uh, we've been down a path before.

The thing about Marge as we go back is, is funny, that, that she always allowed them to try to, try to win.

Meanwhile, atop the stadium, the trailer behind the airplane reads, "End of the woes, we got Rose.

Love, Marge." That is one of the Reds owners, Marge Schott, who comes up with those ditties from time to time.

Three-two pitch, and a hard smash base hit left field.

[crowd cheering] Ruthven goes three-two, Reed a single to left, and now they come to their feet in mass here at Riverfront.

And Soto in front, 1-2 to Ryne Sandberg.

Oh, a happy birthday.

Goes out to one of the Reds' corners, Marge Schott.

All right, it's 1-2, and Sandberg swings and grounds it up the middle.

My guy, that's a verb.

But he also, in that same thing, or the next week or something, I think it was the same one, said, this show is about as entertaining as watching Marge Schott read Mein Kampf.

What are you fucking talking about? Like Marge shot.

See this.

And just as much as there's a grandma heaven, you damn well better believe that there's a grandma hell, full of such dignitaries that you absolutely must clear out your browser history on once you've looked them up.

People like Dragon Empress Cici of China, known disease spreader Typhoid Mary, infamous critic of wire coat hangers Joan Crawford, and perhaps the worst of all the grandmas, Marge Schott of the Cincinnati Reds.

She knows why.

After a series of gags that I can only call Lucy Light, which are gags that don't rely on Lucy's physical humor, but rather a series of malaprops.

[laughs]

Anyway, I'm giving it up to the baseball owners for finally trying to do something right by trying to re- remove Marge Schott-

About time

... uh, from doing day-to-day, uh, operations for the Reds.

So it wasn't terribly hard.

At the time where Marge Schott was our owner in Cincinnati and there were things going on in Cincinnati, a lot of racial issues in Cincinnati at that time, she was an easy target.

She was a very easy target because she was a woman and because she said some of the things that she said.

And I'm not here to defend anything that she has said, right? But I know I can understand some of the challenges for her being in the situation that she was.