Marc Guiu

With all due respect to Everton, not coming from a Champions League-level side.

And then, of course, you get the physicality of someone like, uh, Marc Guiu, so comfortable defending large spaces.

Then you get Haaland as well, who's so different to the Haaland I would say of last season.

Much more emotionally involved, setting the standards up top.

Kane doesn't have an I.

Marc Guiu.

Bruno Fernandes.

Bruno Fernandes doesn't have an I.

I tell you, you probably wouldn't even be w- aware of him 'cause he only really played for us Conference League and that.

But are you aware of Chelsea center forward Marc Guiu?

Yeah, I've heard of him.

Of course, yeah.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

He is buzzing with Man City's window and the January window with Marc Guiu and Simeone.

The window that Man City have had, he is buzzing, and he said, "I don't know too much about Ndiaye.

I don't really see Everton play too much.

Liam Delap went for 45 plus 5 to Forest.

We had Guiu who we got 14.5 million to Leipzig plus like a 25, 30% sell-on clause, um, which is interesting.

Um, so yeah, I mean opinions on the attack overall guys? Uh- One of the best in the league that we've got on a good day.

I mean we've yet to see against a low block which is Chelsea's kryptonite.

Have we already paid for our Morgan Rogers outlay? Bit of a left field one here.

Little Marc, little Marc Guehi, he's just a boy, uh, is going to Leipzig.

Um, cool.

[laughs] We need to sort that out.

I'm freaking nailing it.

Then, good, I'm clutching all kinds of straws here.

All right then, [sighs] little Marc Guiu.

[in a funny voice] Little Guiu.

Rasmus Hojlund, who made the move to Napoli after a disappointing stint at Manchester United, has been reborn in Naples, and that's a blueprint for the German to follow were he to do the same.

Although Napoli have also made tentative inquiries about Chelsea outcast Marc Guiu, Voltemade, despite his evident failings at Newcastle, is likely to be a better striking proposition than the twenty-year-old Spaniard.

Guiu has made just thirty-nine appearances in his senior career since debuting for Barcelona in twenty twenty-three, twenty-four and scoring with his second-ever touch in professional football, just thirty-three seconds after making his debut, one of only twelve goals scored in his career.

Thank you for listening.

Gay sold for [laughs] five.

Uh, bought for five from Barcelona, Guiu, Marc Guiu, and s- probably gonna be sold for 25 million at Napoli or something like that.

I mean, the trading has been pretty good from Chelsea so far.

But then again, when you've spent £879 million net over the course of four years, you probably have to get a little bit better at trading, don't you? Let's be honest.