Manolo Blahnik

Guess not.

The Princess Royal's new daughter-in-law completed her look with a clutch bag from Aspinall and Manolo Blahnik suede pumps.

Her husband, meanwhile, looks dapper in black tie.

Okay.

then she emerges from Daisy's daughter's bedroom wearing

a pastel yellow polka Pussy bow blouse top with matching trousers and a suit jacket and snakeskin Manolo Blahnik pumps.

Not chic.

Not chic.

Chinese New Year-themed party that is kind of a Zodiac-themed.

She is wearing a Norma Kamali crop-top, turtleneck, long-sleeve jersey shirt with...

Manolo Blahnik shoes, costume, burgundy leather, or pleather, let's be real, gloves that go up to her elbows, and an AKN VAS taffeta skirt that retails for about $900 after tax, with chopsticks in her hair.

Very chic.

I also love, sorry, this

Manolo Blahnik brown suede.

How high is that?

That's not high.

And we thought, uh, by bringing China into the WTO, we were going to turn the Chinese into Americans.

We thought all the girls wanted Manolo Blahnik shoes- [laughs] ...and Birkin bags.

All the guys wanted Porsches.

And they did an incredible job of uplifting their society, but, um, things haven't worked out exactly as we thought between our respective societies.

Like, I'm in the mentality, if you want to live like that every day, that's fine.

But if you're having, like, people over, it's like that episode of Sex and the City where they make Carrie take off her shoes and then somebody steals her Manolo Blahniks, right? Like, I think there's certain exceptions you could probably have in your house that if you're having parties or something, you don't have to make everybody take their shoes off.

Nobody wants to do it.

yeah yeah i i just and like if i if i so happen to be wearing like a pair of loafers and i have socks on it's like a little bit better but like oftentimes especially starting soon for the whole entire you know fall and winter i'm going to be wearing boots right and then it's like oh i have to untie my boots and take them off and you know like

I mean, you'll get through several pairs of shoes dancing certain ballets, but the ones that you discard will be contorted in certain ways because you've danced in certain ways.

You know, when people talk about shoes and women liking fancy shoes and this idea of like buying Christine Louboutin or Manolo Blahnik shoes, we're talking about this beautiful adornment that you wear for a party and they're sort of intact at the end.

No, no, no, no, no.

Exchange of bodily fluids happens with ballerina shoes, right? And terribly dangerous things.

And then on January 6th, Jimmy Choo, $700.

Looks like some Manolo Blahnik shoes on January the 8th at $850.

All right, I'll

get in touch with her.

A Gucci handbag here for $1,300 on December the 8th.

And then on January 6th, Jimmy Choo, $700.

Looks like some Manolo Blahnik shoes on January the 8th at $850.

I'll