Maltesers
Mars, Incorporated is a global private food company that manufactures chocolate, chewing gum, mints, and fruity confections under brands such as M&M'S, Snickers, and Skittles, and also operates petcare (nutrition, health, and veterinary services) and food and nutrition businesses across more than 130 countries.www.mars.com
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Sep 22, 2026
Geoff GascoyneHOST
too cheesy.
Geoff GascoyneHOST
And, of course, everyone loves Maltesers, don't they? Everyone loves
Pete LongGUEST
Maltesers, only they're from England.
Pete LongGUEST
Of course.
Pete LongGUEST
So, window or aisle? As a young man, window.
Rachel GalvoGUEST
Women in advertisements.
Rachel GalvoGUEST
Have you ever seen the Malteser advertisement? And it's just women talking about it.
Rachel GalvoGUEST
And then they pop a ball and they're like, give me a fucking break.
Ben ClarkHOST
It's so naughty.
Rachel GalvoGUEST
office job, but we're not going to do any work.
Rachel GalvoGUEST
It's like they're capable young women.
Rachel GalvoGUEST
Do you know what I mean? Why don't they eat Maltesers while doing some sort of graph or chart? It should be like an
Ben ClarkHOST
episode of Industry, but they happen to be eating Maltesers at the same time.
James RochfordHOST
Have you got something, Harry, the night before you settle into your king suite?
Harry WilsonGUEST
[laughs] I'll have my, uh, packet of Maltesers.
Harry WilsonGUEST
So-
Matt GiteauHOST
Yeah, nice option
Emma Storey-GordonHOST
I will have four day holidays.
Emma Storey-GordonHOST
And I might have five Maltesers, two slices of pizza, not six, 8,000 steps, not 10,000 steps.
Emma Storey-GordonHOST
You get the idea.
Emma Storey-GordonHOST
And I'm going to talk through all of these as examples later and why they are so effective.
Emma Storey-GordonHOST
And this happens in numerous different examples.
Emma Storey-GordonHOST
So another one might be looking at it from a different perspective.
Emma Storey-GordonHOST
The enjoyment that you get from the first five Maltesers that you have is significantly higher than the next five Maltesers that you have.
Emma Storey-GordonHOST
And the enjoyment that you get from the first two slices of pizza is more than what you get from the next two slices of pizza.
Tony CarrollHOST
Oh, wow.
Tony CarrollHOST
And they come on, they come to the Liverpool one, and they've got me a nice present, a nice bottle of Captain Morgan's, a pack of Maltesers, and 20 ciggies.
Tony CarrollHOST
Lamb and Butler? Yeah.
Tony CarrollHOST
You're welcome.
Luke GledallHOST
Okay, Rich.
Luke GledallHOST
We're going next with Maltesers.
Luke GledallHOST
Where is Maltesers going to sit in your wine rack five?
Richard MillerHOST
I enjoy a Malteser, but I do find it insubstantial.
Richard MillerHOST
It's sort of Moorish in the wrong way, slightly.
Luke GledallHOST
It's a fun watch.
Luke GledallHOST
So anyway, so he went with Snickers at four.
Luke GledallHOST
Maltesers he went at two.
Tom BassoHOST
the 10-month-old, thought it was Christmas, thinking there was all these blueberries everywhere lost.
Laura O'CallaghanHOST
Well, you grow up and you're not allowed those Maltesers, you know, the forbidden Malteser.
Tom BassoHOST
That's the one.
Laura O'CallaghanHOST
The forbidden fruit shock, we call them.
speaker_5PANELIST
to put the gums on your teeth, Simon, not the other way around.
Lana SearleHOST
I've got a Malteser.
Lana SearleHOST
Fantastic.
speaker_5PANELIST
Yeah, there he goes.
Steven WattHOST
And Sunday, sorry.
Steven WattHOST
And it is, and like I say, it was good to get everybody home, safe, all the goody gazebo, scran, eating, so that I'm not taking over any leftovers and tempted to wolf Malteser cake until there's no tomorrow, which I'm a past master at, so all the scran was scraned.
Steven WattHOST
But, next year, John.
Steven WattHOST
next year's a special year for Ochterard the Running Festival and this is your moment to mark it in your diaries people okay is this the
Laura SmythHOST
When I did Hackney Empire, I was like, there's going to be a packet of sweets.
Laura SmythHOST
I put a packet of Maltesers on every seat to get them in.
speaker_3ADVERTISER
Yeah,
Laura SmythHOST
do it.
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