Malon

So immediately the new characters...

Oh, we also get a little bit of Malon, but that's, she's-

She becomes more important later.

Does she? Does she become more important or does she become, like, a gag?

Yeah.

He's like, "You weren't old enough to be the hero at the time, [laughs] so I pierced your ears and changed your clothes.

Now you're ready." And then, like, before you know it, you're like, wait, we're, like, almost coming down to the end of the book, and then this next part is, is where they lose me again, right? This is the, the Malon kind of goofy comic relief chapter again.

And I told you, you know, the, the Malink shipper is probably not too happy about this, 'cause she's like, "Oh, I see you have eyes for someone else." And it's not Sheik, although Link kind of thinks it's Sheik.

Lo- who's Lon Lon Ranch girl? Does it-

Oh, yeah, Malon.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She can kill whoever she wants.

It's Malon.

It's Malon.

Okay.

Okay.

Malon.

Well, I mean, we all know.

Bom- Bomchu girl can kill whoever she wants.

I'm ready.

Number one, in Ocarina of Time, Malon and Talon wear brooches.

Is that how you say that? [laughs]

Brooches?

Okay, wait, wait.

Uh, [laughs] which one's bark, which one's bite?

Malon and Talon in Ocarina of Time.

No, which one's bark, which one's bite? Uh, is bark-

And as soon as the fanfare is over, Link just starts spinning like crazy.

Oh, by the way, I actually played as Malon this time, not Link, not the boy.

So I did play.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It doesn't look anything like Malon, but whatever.

Marin, Marin, Malon, Marin, whatever her name is.