Malmaison

And they would also, the other thing, they would also, you and a young person who was paid to find you fascinating would go first class.

Would go first class to Leeds to stay in, you know, the Malmaison in Leeds and all that.

You know, it's a kind of new thing, you know, boutique hotels.

And then to do a read-in in front of 40 people and a lunatic with a dog and a Waterstones.

I have to say, I've actually never stayed inside the walls of York at all.

So if the Grand Hotel or Malmaison would like to invite myself and Doug to stay, we would very much like to, and we would take you up on that offer for sure.

And we will do a review about it because I would very much, actually, the Grand has actually been on my bucket list for a long time to stay there because I know we do have quite a few of our listeners who do mention that it's amazing.

It is a beautiful hotel.