Malia Ann Obama

have had all the time in the world.

I don't think I've ever been in a famous person's house man really i think i'm not i'm not the type of guy that gets invited to a famous person's house i've been outside of famous people's houses well we can count that mannings amy schumer we're counting and i was not friends with amy schumer so i was like but i was made to wait outside of amy schumer's a very nice uh building or whatever um i do have something adjacent i borrowed i was at a bar with malia obama

okay

and i borrowed her lighter

Yeah.

You heard it here first.

Malia Obama smokes.

Yes.

Now, it's barely skimming my ass.

And then I changed for the party into this dress I had seen Malia Obama...

That's her name, right? Malia? Okay, just cut to this.

And then I changed for the party into this dress I had seen Malia Obama wearing in a magazine, and I decided that was the dress I needed, which is such an aggressively 13-year-old way of shopping.

I saw Malia Obama wearing it, and I was like, "Perfect.

I'll take one." It was bizarre, too.

It had this crazy white and silver pattern with a pearl collar, and I wore it with these absolutely scuffed up navy blue Converse that, like, I was wearing to school.

Not much from my 13-year-old self.

I mean, you know, you, it's like, like Malia.

You saw Malia Obama.

[laughs] I feel like putting myself the same.

You know, we're like basically the same.

Same thing with A'ja Wilson, her rollout campaign, um, you know.

Um, I think it was Malia Obama, I don't know which one of the Obama girls, she was the, um, the producer on the amazing campaign video where they were doing jump roping and handshakes in the front yard and cool things and c- and ch- church references to A'ja from South Carolina.

Like good storytelling.

Um, that one made serious waves and had people buying in because they saw themselves in that too.

She may just want to be able to do what Malia does.

She's Malia Obama.

She's like, I'm just trying to find my own way.

Michelle said that, you know, they discussed her dropping her last name and using her middle name, Ann.

So BBYO points is, and let's talk about like the sluttiness of BBYO.

So do you remember, this might be too niche, but the Malia Obama spit chain?

I know that a bunch of D.C. kids have tried to tie themselves to Malia Obama.

I've seen a lot of Snapchat pictures where she's circled in red.

But I'll say going to NYU, I know people that were blowing down with Sasha.

Oh, really? And Malia.

So there's a lot cooler things to do than just simply making out with Malia Obama.

What do you know about Malia and Sasha? Yeah.