Major Dad

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Mannix, Cannon, Barnaby Jones, Love Boat, uh, Rockford Files, Dallas, Knight Rider, General Hospital, Santa Barbara, Murder, She Wrote, and of course, 69 episodes of Major Dad.

[laughs] What a career.

Right?

Nine to Five, more like Slim to None.

Major Dad, more like Minor Fad.

The Middle, more like The Piddle.

Wow.

Yes.

Or, uh, Gunnery Sergeant Alva Bricker on Major Dad.

Ah, yes.

Yeah.

I was like, "Where have I seen her?"

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I was friends with the little girl that was on Major Dad.

I th- oh my God, I can't remember-

And me, John Matthews.

See, we're talking about an episode of Alf, the '80s sitcom called Lies.

Yeah.

And I done a lie there, you see.

[laughs] Hey, was he beating off MacGyver? He was beating off MacGyver, and MacGyver's making a contraption to deflect it.

[laughs] I don't, I don't know.

Um, but slightly be- [laughs] ... behind CBS's new sitcom, Major Dad.

Do you remember Major Dad? Yes, that does ring a bell.

I, I could see you at some point here in, you know, in your, uh, uh, sort of, I don't wanna say later life, but, you know, here where you are in life, um...

Dad, did you and...

Oh, I think my dad just left.

[laughs] I was gonna ask him if he and my mom remember if Sam Waterston is good in I'll Fly Away.

I think he was-

Remind me.

I believe he was Major Dad.

[laughs]

Come on.

I was watching a rerun the other day of Major Dad.

It gave me a flashback to my childhood of watching USA up all night, late at night.

I remember Major Dad.

Yeah.

Yeah.