Magrat Garlick

You could change them.

'Haven't you got any romance in your soul?' said Magrat plaintively.

'No,' said Granny.

'I ain't.

The stars don't care what you wish, and magic don't make things better, and no one doesn't get burned who sticks their hand in a fire.

If you want to amount to anything as a witch, Magrat Garlick, you got to learn three things: what's real, what's not real, and what's the difference.

You can't go around building a better world for people.

Only people can build a better world for people.

I feel like the witches feel more fleshed out because we have fewer of them at a time.

We only have Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Og, and Magrat.

Yeah,

Magrat Garlic.

Yeah.

I don't

It's quite big in the D&D community, that song.

How do you play, like, what's your character in D&D? Are you a witch in that? Well, actually, I have been playing Magrat in the last D&D thing we did because I couldn't be bothered making a new character.

Wow, okay.

Efficient.

But I think it's also because Agnes is the closest analogue we have to the witches from the Discworld.

But she feels like she would immediately get on very well with Granny and Nanny and Magrat.

Absolutely.

Yeah.