Do you e- or do you ever meet guys on the road?

No, nope.

When I get offstage, they know, like, she's... doesn't wanna fuck The vibes I put out when I'm doing stand-up are like-

What happened?

Um, just a shit New York City show that they wanted me to do 20 to 30 on.

Audience wasn't fully there.

It was, like, eight people.

Yeah.

'Cause it's like a prep for the future.

I have, like, this anxiety of, like, I don't wanna end up looking dumb.

So I always am looking for hints as to why I shouldn't be doing stand-up comedy or why I shouldn't be, uh, having a career in the arts.

Little comments.

I'm looking for comments that agree with how I feel about myself.

It's a lot easier.

But then at the same time, I'm not because you feel so ...

Crank it.

Oh.

[gentle music]

[coughs]

Check it out, maddiesmithcomedy.com.

I know all y'all live in the Philly area, so come out August 27th, 'cause I'm filming a special there at Philly Helium.

Two shows, let's party.

It's gonna be lit as fuck.

[singing] Hee, hee.

[singing] 17 in my heart love.

Uh, uh, eh.

Eh, eh, eh.

I am the one.

[laughs] Many how, any how, any how.

People always told me, "Be careful what you do."

What is it about?

Nothing wrong with that.

Yeah.

Also, it's like you're ab- like, you're rebellious.

[laughs] [upbeat music]

You ever wake up at, like, 3:00 AM and your bed is just warm for no reason? Like, suddenly you're flipping your pillow, rotating like a rotisserie chicken, trying to find one cool spot that disappears immediately.

At that point, you've kicked off the covers, adjusted the fan, maybe accepted your fate.

That's why Coop Sleep Goods made their cooling collection, designed to stay cool all night, not just for the first five minutes.

And right now, it's 20% off, so you can retire the whole flip the pillow 47 times routine.

right.

I don't know.

Basically, he had this vision for me that I was going to be like Burt, like Maddie, like Maddie, live streaming, like all sorts of stuff that doesn't fall in line with what I'm trying to do.

What you want to do.

I'm trying to tell him like, Kyle Kinane, Attell, great routes, great careers.

Right.

Santino, great career, like writing, acting, comedy, not like the top of, not like Whitney.

Do you have anything to plug? Do you have

Why won't you look at me while I'm looking at you?

Jay.

Sure, Jay.

You've never heard the story about how I had to watch a guy get his dick sucked.

[laughs]

So I'm gonna say Lewis.

No, I'm gonna say Jay.

Yeah, 'cause right now we're doing you get half.

I thought it was just, like, prenups just means, like, uh, pre-negotiated all, and that other stuff is included too.

You could hear-

His manager's like, "Ask them where they can go, wh- where the restroom for number two is." [laughs]

Maddy, what do you want people to check out?

Hey, everybody, maddysmithcomedy.com.

I am on mother tour.

[upbeat music] So you can catch me in San Diego and New Orleans this month.

I also have a monthly show at New York Comedy Club.

It's called a residency.

So go to my website to check out all the shows, Mad House Podcast, and a new show on YouTube called Happy to Help, where I play a therapist who takes user- l- listener calls, and I give advice.

Fuck

Just holding

holdingYou know it's all fake

[laughs]

In here we pour whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.

Whiskey.