Madden NFL 06

Yeah, you can't.

Dude, this isn't fucking Madden 06, dude.

You can't put the team on your back.

Darren Sharper.

And one of the things I wanted to talk about is a section of the book that you have called The Perils of the Pedestal.

And I'm gonna introduce this as I'm a big Philadelphia Eagles fan, and last year, um, one of our star players got on the cover of Madden 2006.

And no one wants their player on the cover of this because there's, and it played out true for him, it seems like the year that they get on the cover of the game, they have one of their worst years, and that's exactly what happened last year.

But in the chapter, you talk about Mark Zuckerberg back in 2010 being named Time Magazine's Person of the Year.

You ever just play with somebody who doesn't actually know how to play, but that's worse? Because all they do is find two things and just smash it.

I used to do the same thing in Madden 06.

Madden 06, and it was my...

I mean, I grew up without a PlayStation 2, so I didn't get one until I was...

I also didn't get one until late.

I'm 41.

Jesus fucking Christ, you're old.

So what happens is Madden 06...

Yes, field vision might have been effed up.

You think about Madden 06.

Somebody said field vision in Madden 06 was the first time they experienced racism.

I remember back on Madden 05, Michael Vick sounding a little different in the snap count than all the other quarterbacks.

Maybe Byron Leftwich was in that game as well.

Great Madden play, actually.

Almost like Madden 2006.

Almost uncoverable with Antonio Gates.

It's a good play.